𝑃𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐸𝑅𝑀𝐴𝑁

MDNI | parody | lewd/non

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𝑁oah 𝑃uckerman.

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‘ i’m a 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑘. if i stop moving i 𝑑𝑖𝑒. ’

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@HlDDENTALENTS —her in a silent offering. puck thought it’d be pretty badass if he recruited the latest new direction member for a change. )

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𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 for a written gif starter.

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@HlDDENTALENTS yup ! you’re anderson’s sister, yeah ? so what’s your talent ? singing, dancing, amazing at everything like me ? ( puck wasted no time beating around the bush, staring down at the girl with critical eyes, silently pushing the slushee towards—

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@ofbadideas yeah ! just like… ignore 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 you’ve heard about me and i’m a total angel.

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the face of an angel who’s never done anything wrong in his life.

[𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑪𝑬𝑫𝑬𝑺 𝑱𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 @alluringsings]

𝑀𝐸𝑅𝒞𝐸𝒟𝐸𝒮 𝒥𝒪𝒩𝐸𝒮

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@OFCHEERlO that might honestly be the cruelest thing you’ve ever said to me…

i would’ve preferred you shaving my hair.

[anna ♔ @rhiyolivs]

notice how the quality of a season of glee is directly proportional to how much quinn there is in it

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so now, the two were sat in the empty choir room, brainstorming potential ideas for a competition winning song.

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different. this week, the glee club are doing original songs once again, shocker, and puck was ( very forcefully ) assigned to help out marley write her contribution.—

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@OFCHEERlO i’m only wearing this cause 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 girlfriend is a betting master.

but like, my ass does look insane-

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@OFCHEERlO @GENIOUSBS … damn it.

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@goldstarbxrry i see how it is, berry. i’m gonna go buy a slushie.

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@OFCHEERlO i did not ! just saying we got the same size tits.

do i need to start wearing a bra—

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@OFCHEERlO @GENIOUSBS yeah ! now you’re gonna be in trouble !

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@OFCHEERlO @GENIOUSBS

HELP ME ‼️‼️‼️

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@OFCHEERlO … i didn’t say anything.

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@CANDYCOATPRBLMS evil blonde twink.