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Here for football, books, and random thoughts.

[H 🌒 @footnotes_x]

Trying to tweet more instead of just liking everything.

[EMA @emadeyforyou]

If I credit that last girl make God take me 🙏🏽😂

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Forest traders:

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

You go dey enjoy your prime one babe go dey try keep you to her self

[Obinna @obinna1st]

I only take advice from a woman when i need a better way to punish her fellow women who offended me. They've got a better way of punishing their fellow women

[Wene @wene084]

The post nut clarity you get after knacking olosho is even worse than that of masturbation, cos now you know say you gats do transfer.

[osama ✰ @realwolog]

waiting for her to have a summer body before i impregnate her

[Olayemi🌹 @sheisola145]

😭😭😭😭

[superdad @udysznx]

“if you don’t do it, another man will”

exactly!! that’s why i’m not doing it

[Lawyer to the Rich and Famous 😮‍💨🎖️ @Abayomi_Bryan]

Is it just me? Once I broke like this, I no dey feel any other emotion apart from anger and disgust 😭

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

I remember when thieves rob one of my guy like that, dem stab am...

as we dey rush am go hospital he still dey talk "omo if i die e go pain me gan oo" 😭😭😭

[H 🌒 @footnotes_x]

@MatekoBenzaX @OyetolaErioluwa Dem go wise one day

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

A pastor asking for your money to solve church problems and advising you to pray to solve yours.

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 @fcbharrison]

Realmadrid in the transfer market….

[𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐑 @Fcb_striker]

"2008 Ronaldo"

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When I’m in the middle of performing brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me I’m out of image uploads

[tammy† @tammyfrmdao]

for fela mind now he go think say he witness bad government.

[Sevilla FC @SevillaFC_ENG]

Akor Adams with a fan. 🇳🇬🦅

[.𝚎𝚟𝚒 @evydenzz]

“me hanging out with nepo kids”

Nepo 1: “who ever loses this round pays the 250k bill”

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

“I just want to be loved”

Why you kon dey ask me for wig?

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"