Foot Patrol

LoL player for around two years or so. I play top lane mainly but can play any role, singed is favorite champ by far.

[Marcus @Dyrus]

solo queue + working on guides http://t.co/JCDpYSgvxP

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Whoever decided that mixin' hip-hop & country music together was a good idea is the same person who drives a Prius in the fast lane. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Word of the day: Budweiser. That gal has a smokin' bod, Budweiser her face so ugly? Merica.

[Benny Hung @bennyhung]

Here's a challenge for all the guys: pee accurately while your plane is experiencing lots of turbulence.

[Foot Patrol @FootPatrolLoL]

@FuzzyOtterBalls what state is it in

[Foot Patrol @FootPatrolLoL]

Thanks, you got my singed nerf

[Foot Patrol @FootPatrolLoL]

@LoLDyrus they learned trolling from the best

[Chaox @ChaoxLoL]

" fuck the rain I want mcdonalds " - Dyrus

[Brian Wyllie @TSMTheOddOne]

House cams finally off, I can scratch my back in peace

[Doe Commander @Doe_Commander]

Hey, I don't need that city slicker Vice President of ours telling me what kind of gun I need to protect my family jack! #2ndAmendment

[Foot Patrol @FootPatrolLoL]

No idea how @LoLDyrus @TSMTheOddOne @TSMReginald @TSMXpecial @ChaoxLoL can live with cameras all over their house, creepy if you ask me.

[Foot Patrol @FootPatrolLoL]

@EGFroggen happy birthday Mr. Anivia

[Brian Wyllie @TSMTheOddOne]

Lawl, you can stalk the oddchair at: http://t.co/Y5jtUBiTmg

[Foot Patrol @FootPatrolLoL]

Holy ducks tf2 so fun, engi op

[Puddingpottery @MsPuddings]

I'm going to eat this donut... I've been smelling it wafting up to my nose for the past 4 hours... but if I eat it the smell will be gone!

[Foot Patrol @FootPatrolLoL]

@CrsElementz they made wukong for times like this

[Foot Patrol @FootPatrolLoL]

God I cant stand it when people play who ever they want regardless, just played a game with only ad. Everyone on there team had 2 tornmails

[Foot Patrol @FootPatrolLoL]

Pisses me off so much when people ask you to get something that they forgot

[Renekton Bot @RenektonBot]

Hell yeah! I'm on sa-- Wait, WHAT? ON SALE?? WHAT IS THIS RIOT, AM I NOT "VALUABLE" ANYMORE?? #leagueoflegends

[The Redneck Dude @THEREDNECKDUDE]

Drunk driving kills more people weekly than guns do yearly. You dont see Obama adressing the media on drunk driving do you?