miss mamas

life is for the living

[miss mamas @forBittenpeach]

Me: lol this tweet is hilarious ,gonna get so many retweets

My followers :

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

I love using “absolutely not” because “no” is not dramatic enough for me 😆

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me realizing I got one more month to get in shape for summer

[miss mamas @forBittenpeach]

Wine and a Tubi movie

[Clifton Duncan @cliftonaduncan]

Sometimes a sentence cuts right to the heart of the human experience in a profound way.

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[Captain Tired of These Hoes 🦦 @Miggs_NotMigos]

We only have this skill cause they don’t put pockets in our dresses 😭

[Sesame Chiccen 🔜Dreamcon @Loccdawggg]

That’s a real scent though lol

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I just found out that Anne Hathaway optioned the rights to a book about a modern tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to live the life that she’s been selling to her followers online. I am SCREAMING

[miss mamas @forBittenpeach]

Baby Girl > Big Mama

[miss mamas @forBittenpeach]

I really miss forever 21

[miss mamas @forBittenpeach]

Im thinking "Love on the Spectrum" album release or mixtape ...
they've had hella bangers

[Dre H @Dre_Dat]

The funniest thing about Georgia Southern being a drinking school...the nearest liquor store was 30mins away

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

That olive joint went diamond in 2015

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

wish a nigga

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

steamed with a little all seasoning and butter

[Bre-40 @CatwalkBre]

I need more money than problems this year. Let’s go!

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

Sleeping without an alarm or without plans:

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Someone wished me Merry Chrysler, but I didn’t have the heart to tell them I celebrate Toyotathon, so I just said Happy Honda Days.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

what jim carrey did on the grinch really hasn’t been topped since lmfao it’s been 25 years too

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

When Jim Carrey accidentally nailed the tablecloth trick, he had to improvise