✨pickle slut✨

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28, baby witch, fae believer, rock enthusiast, overall trainwreck

CVLT | 8123 | swiftie

[✨pickle slut✨ @for_baltimoree]

this thread is fucking me up so bad. https://t.co/vZoKJXCcrZ

[sweet william @avxlanche]

captains log, 2/16/15:

i want to tell you about the effect your absence has on how much i'm able to sleep but i think you already know

[carla ☁️ @hand1stfearless]

i just heard someone saying:
"little girls pretend to hate the colour pink the same way adult women pretend to hate taylor swift"
SO FUCKING SPOT ON LIKE YES!!!

[Foxwife @Ciriattle]

I get an insanely high amount of calls from moms calling on behalf of their ADULT SONS regarding their ADULT SON needing divorce defense

Yeah I can fucking tell why his wife left him

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I am not entitled to a child free world just because i am a child free person and I KNOW if im having a hard time on an airplane/in an airport a toddler is having a fucking nightmare so i get it but GODDAMNED IF THEM MFS AINT LOUD IS IT THE NEW LUNGS???????

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[Hannah ❤️‍🔥 🍅 @hantalkstaylor]

we don’t talk enough about how Stay Stay Stay is kind of the perfect Tayvis song (even without the football helmet lyric)

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Siri, Define White Privilege.

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

white men talking about some “i’d die for my family” when u know damn well they’re talking about a murder-suicide

[✨pickle slut✨ @for_baltimoree]

Literally was getting my shoes on to go to work and my boss texts me that we still don't have power and not to come in.
Bro, you could have told me an hour ago.

[pinkcellgirl @pinkcellgirl]

It cracks me up that they try to sell us women on being housewives as something super awesome, but when a man’s in that position, suddenly it’s bad

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

?

[C.Jay Engel 🌲 @contramordor]

They can’t. They don’t know how.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i really wish we only had news like this on the internet

[✨pickle slut✨ @for_baltimoree]

But I don't wanna know from leaks, I wanna know from Taylor herself or Taylor approved people

[the fate of aniyah ❤️‍🔥☁️ @i_hateithereee]

I’m not above admitting that I want to know details of the wedding because I’m a very nosy individual

[✨pickle slut✨ @for_baltimoree]

I don't have central air, just one window unit in the bedroom and the rest of the house is so hot that I literally made an ice pack wrapped in a pillow case for my cat to lay on

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

We know way too much about Taylor Swift’s wedding at Madison Square Garden for me to believe Taylor Swift is having a wedding at Madison Square Garden, but I’ve been wrong before.

[໊ @taydesire]

“buy the paint in the color of your eyes and graffiti my whole damn life” was so insanely romantic of her actually

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

PepsiCo, the parent company of Doritos, lost over $1 billion after raising the price of a bag of Doritos to $6-$7. People stopped buying them. They later lowered the price to recover some of the lost revenue, but sales are still down.

I love that for them.

[AB @AlannaBennett]

I'll fight all those sheep I stg