Alyssa 💚💙

certified organic em dash user

[✞ @gramwurldwide]

“time heals all wounds” WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[ev ☆ from the river to the sea🇵🇸🇵🇸 @mstrmndprblms]

streets are suggesting we try to get grant gustin on dwts next season with britt… i’m with streets #dwts

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[furq @furqrahim]

Mom asked me if I “think AI could kill us?” Told her they made a movie abt it called “Avengers: Age of Ultron”. She proceeds to say “that would lead to our doomsday”

[jo🍿 @snoopysfilms]

how it feels to be a cinephile that’s easily entertained by everything

[mer! 🏳️‍⚧️ @mereatsshit]

back in biden's america it was only the lemonade that killed you

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i fucks with you heavy my liege

[Grover @Grover]

Did you know that in tennis, love means NOTHING?! 🎾 Well, to ME, love means EVVVERRRYTHING! 💙

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Has anyone else felt like C-SPAN Grover lately

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Any friend of the Muppets is a friend of mine 🩷

[number #16: limit-liz ! @thedeparted_rat]

alexa. sweet transvestite. loud enough to kill

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Muppets have released a statement on the tragic passing of Tim Curry.

“Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer, he was unparalleled – witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny.

We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.”

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

i was just the world’s saddest paul revere to pass the news about dolly to everyone i know

[Dav ꗞ @vigilantsummers]

when you're watching The People v Gorilla Grodd and they call a forensic scientist to the stand

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

A DUCK

*BANG BANG*

A LEMONADE STAND

*BANG BANG*

A MAN

*BANG BANG*

GRAPES

*BANG BANG*

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

MCU ain’t touching X-men politics with a ten foot pole. Magneto is going to be from Connecticut.

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

‘WANDAVISION, ‘TWO STRANGERS (CARRY A CAKE ACROSS NEW YORK)’, and ‘AGATHA ALL ALONG’ and are reportedly essential viewing for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

[Taurus 🥷🏾 @taurusp11__]

Tom Holland doing all that passing the baton talk, #woah big brudda. Slow all that shit down you got a couple more in you