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now here's a funky introduction of how nice I am

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@RAtheRuggedMan The one who don't swear like a minister
Who isn't on Insta, thinks it’s too sinister?

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@bariweiss @DouglasKMurray @TheFP Good get.

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@dom_lucre Who made them their battle vests is what I wanna know

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I thought I heard faint screams coming from my sock drawer the other night

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

People go on and on about 'Mother'.
But Danzig II is untouchable.

[SWAMPIST @Swampist]

Imagine taking your Nordic supermodel girlfriend to Golden Corral and she is blown away.

[Andrew Isker 🌳🪓 @BonifaceOption]

“You knew the first trillionaire?”

“I didn’t say I knew him. I said he replied ‘Wow!’ on my post once.”

[Cletus @__cletus___]

I can’t perform field sobriety officer I just had a poppyseed muffin

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@rocknrollofall Redd Kross

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@warper2509 1

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@Biggz_91 He better not.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Still can’t believe the Knicks came back from a 29 point deficit. In soccer terms that’s like coming back from a 1 goal deficit.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

fuck it

you can’t win a game 7 without losing three games first

spurs in 7

[BRAVING! @cattobingu]

can anyone into sociology explain why vine felt safe and fun and led to many iconic memes & is fondly remembered yet tiktok feels like the actual devil making our species meaner and dumber by the day

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

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@ConcertsFanTO Amyl and the Sniffers, last night

[Modern History @modernhistory]

Fitness 1990s

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

date: im so wet
me: [just sneezed while eating soup] im so sorry

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@discogs Black Sabbath- 1st lp, Tom Waits- Rain Dogs Elvis Costello -This Year's Model. aaaand...the Banana lp