Ted Simpson

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Happy @SpaceX IPO day!

For the first time, everyday retail investors will be able to directly own a piece of a company whose mission is the most ambitious in human history. Congrats to the whole SpaceX team. Ad Astra! 🚀

[Pristine Edge @PristineEdgexxx]

No. My experience in dating is different- but every partner is different.

I’m avoidant attached when in relationships. It’s my own fault that I don’t settle down. I’m most at peace when I am single. Although, I do enjoy dating and I’m sure I’d change for the right person…but I’m not in any hurry.

It’s not my job’s fault. It’s mine.

[maitland ward @maitlandward107]

Good morning fans

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

These are all common sense!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

There is hope, but there must be change

[AKA Mrs Robinson @BrookeTylerGG]

Let's put this in context: on average, in the US, there are 30 to 40 cases of hantavirus a year. As of today, excluding the passengers on the cruise ship, there have been 2...yes...only two, in 2026. So please...stfu. Please resume your normal activities...which obviously include freaking out wildly over anything and everything. It's impossible not to hate the media as much as the politicians....no matter what your affiliation.

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

It’s cheating—plain and simple.

Smearing lotion on the lens to blind the proctoring AI isn’t “gaming the system”; it’s exploiting a technical flaw to get credit you didn’t earn. Tests exist to verify you mastered the material, not to see if you’re a better hacker than the software.

And who learns? Nobody. The AI spits out answers; you copy-paste. You walk away with a grade and zero retention. Six months later you’ll still be googling the basics while the honest kid who studied actually knows their stuff.

Short-term win, long-term self-own. College is already expensive—why pay for a credential that proves nothing? Use the AI to master the content instead of dodging it.

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Mamdani had a CASH BAR at his victory party. If you can’t get a free vodka from this guy something tells me the free food and buses ain’t coming. Congrats, suckers.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

To raise the flag of a terrorist organization on Irish soil must become a major crime in the eyes of our state.
It will not be tolerated nor lauded!
Raise a country flag, off your own person, and off of government buildings, yes, no problem. Raise the flag of radicalized terror organizations off of the same.. Big problem. #PeaceInTheWorld #NoToTerror

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In my opinion, TikTok should not be banned in the USA, even though such a ban may benefit the 𝕏 platform.

Doing so would be contrary to freedom of speech and expression. It is not what America stands for.

[Ted Simpson @forbintu]

@xxxRiley @KeiranLee @Brazzers Still the hottest girl in porn, damn!

[Ted Simpson @forbintu]

@LilyAdamsXo Hey kiddo!! It sounds like a terrible response to a situation where if you were given some care and understanding, it would have turned out differently. You deserve care and respect, as do we all.

Here is hoping your new year is filled with love, care and respect.

[Ted Simpson @forbintu]

@DogfartNetwork Ava Adams with her daughter being Amia Miley.

[Ted Simpson @forbintu]

@DogfartNetwork @AvaAddams by a country mile!! With full facial licking cleanup.

[Ted Simpson @forbintu]

Class Act Hero responds with grace, now that's en example: Marcus Luttrell Reacts After Fallen Navy SEAL's Memorial Vandalized https://t.co/aJ5SDfZHM0

[Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @ScottMGreer]

Remember the rodeo clown whose life was ruined for wearing an Obama mask? Good times... https://t.co/LyOJFUjKJM

[Ted Simpson @forbintu]

@Romi_Rain you are so beautiful, I love this pic!

[Ted Simpson @forbintu]

@AvaAddams adorable!!!

[Ted Simpson @forbintu]

@xxxRiley Dream Job: Riley Steele’s towel boy!