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Family time is priority, wife, kids. Camping, paddle boarding, foodies. I make jewelry and play disc golf. (also Kraken Hockey and fantasy football)

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@RWMann “Rockin the boat is a drag, what you gotta do is sink the boat”
Swope

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@shannonrwatts Smells like cigarettes and moth balls like my grandmas closet back in the 1980’s

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@AdamAizer Starting Egbuka and Walker tonight but would rather have a Mariners win!

[𝘿𝙖𝙫𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨' 𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙍𝙤𝙤𝙢 @DavyJonesLR]

Vlad Guerrero showing up to Mariners/Jays g7 in an Auston Matthews jersey.

Matthews in g7s:
Florida (2025) LOSS
Boston (2024) LOSS
Tampa (2022) LOSS
Montreal (2021) LOSS
Boston (2019) LOSS
Boston (2018) LOSS

0 goals

🤔

#SeizeTheMoment

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@JoeDoyleMiLB @JasonLaCanfora It feels like for every missed call they miss another as a “makeup” call.

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@Softykjr Drop trow bro

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“Don’t put your finger where my mouth was.”

“You can lift up your glass and I’ll suck it up for you!”

#donttakemypicture

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@Matt_on_tour Is it just coincidence he comes out with this the same week I muted him?
I’m sure I matter that much… 🤦‍♂️

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Hahahahahaha

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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr. https://t.co/eEcc6JNQVV

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@KyleTucker_ATH @deray Conservatives want adoption to be the solution to abortion and birth control. Being an adoptive parent is the hardest thing I’ve ever done. There is so much trauma inherent to the process and very few are trained in how to address it. Sending them away is 100% the wrong thing.

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@ianbremmer Let them be co-presidents… they could get group discounts on Metamucil. That’s a storyline I’d watch.

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I have to answer all the weird out of state phone calls I get cause u never know when one of the children will have ruined/lost their phone and borrowed one from some rando.

“Dad I left the phone on the beach, I didn’t know the tide would come in so fast… and it was on a chair”

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@IwriteOK Yeah… I knew that…. my point was kinda it’s easier to get the scripts than the dr appts. At least around here…

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@IwriteOK Wait… you’ve gotten 4 appts with new primary care docs in 6 months? What kind of magic is this u have?

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We found a #nudibranch at Dash Point State Park today. Thanks to @SeattleAquarium for the wonderful naturalists and thanks to @blprnt for the octopus story that inspired my son to learn so much about marine biology! (And the nudibranchs)

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@RadioFreeTom They really don’t. Before my un-vaxxed dad died of Covid last year he refused to talk to me for a few months because he was so mad I “made” our kids get vaxxed. The kids are fine, he’s missing them grow up.

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@NicholsUprising Maybe Gaetz is just trolling him into another vote. That’s what I’d do.

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@Garrett_Archer Until Monday when they bring a no confidence vote against him.

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@tommiedotjpg @HalpernAlex In corporate America there is no way they give u 5 minutes. Just “get back to work”. I’ve loved it.

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@GardenWow TAGRO topsoil or potting mix. We put it in ours last year and our tomato plants had root structures like trees.