Stanford Pines

Hello, I am a researcher trying to find out all the inner workings of this new town! If you have a minute, please tell me all that you know! I need friends. 🌲

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

@dreamonicrunes Of course, I never want to impede in your comfort. But….I may lend an ear, if you are ever willing.

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

Logarithmic Map of the Entire Observable Universe

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

I sent a card to my mother. We have been distant, and if I’m honest, I’ve been trying to keep it that way until I have something worthwhile on my hands. If only my Muse was around…. I’m trying to get this ship running! And by ship I mean my life’s work!

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

Look, everyone! My friends!

[Astropics @astro4pics]

Globular Cluster NGC 2298 captured by Hubble

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

@dreamonicrunes May I ask why you’ve chosen an anthropomorphic vessel? You came to me as a triangle, assuming I wouldn’t be a witless fearful witness!

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

@R3ADY2DEAL And you know how I enjoy the strange…

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

@frownyfacemcsad Your origins are long gone? Were your origins struck by a nearby quasar? A black hole of sorts?

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

Today I learned that multi-dimensional theory is confirmed! A wonderful breakthrough for science!
And there are other Bills out there….All of you are so friendly!

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

@frownyfacemcsad You’re the 3rd being to have denied me the future! Suppose I’ll have to keep asking around- though I understand the heavy implications and potential butterfly effect that can take place. If only I knew more!

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

@R3ADY2DEAL Well of course my Muse! Why wouldn’t I want to speak to my research partner? Especially through such a strange medium!

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

@frownyfacemcsad I KNEW I was able to communicate through different dimensions! What a wonderful breakthrough for science! Have they finally figured out flying cars?

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

Greetings, are you perchance from Planet X, the hidden planet in this Milky Way system? I have a hunch if you experience solar “mornings”!

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

@frownyfacemcsad And you speak English, of this century! The amount of coincidences that had to have happened for us to communicate….!

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

@R3ADY2DEAL WHAT A DISCOVERY! I would have never guessed to contact you through this! You have taken quite….a beautiful form! I’m currently flabbergasted! I thought I was screaming into a meaningless vacuum of space!

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

@dreamonicrunes Oh my…!

[Stanford Pines @fordpining]

This feels like my own Arecibo Message! Not sure if anyone can hear me yet though. Hello! This is Stanford Pines, resident of Gravity Falls! 🌲

✏️-> https://t.co/t6KCt1odWS

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