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@iSmashFizzle

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It was like slam, bam.

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[She] was at that stage where she wasn’t baby cute anymore, but she had all the potential to be beautiful.

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You cannot match hair. There is no such thing as a hair match.

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But eating candy wouldn’t be enough

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I think if your wife’s having an affair with a female, it even creates more problems.

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A lot of people buy shells illegally.

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There is a reason, and a very good reason, that polygraph examinations are not admissible in courts of law.

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You have to have a receipt.

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That trailer full of shells is a trailer full of money.

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If he could have crawled into that burrito he probably would have.

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And he enjoyed Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup

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I wasn’t too enthusiastic, at first. And I probably came across as not very enthusiastic. So I wasn’t overly excited.

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Some people laugh at funerals and some people cry at funerals.

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Showed them that some grass is better than others

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Just about as perverted as you can get

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You can put the 3 scoops of ice cream and that’s fine but it’s not a banana split. But you’ve gotta add the bananas you gotta add the whipped cream and the cherry. The whipped cream and the cherry are the fluff. They’re what makes it look good. The bananas are what makes the case

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I don’t know if a love triangle can go good but this one went really bad

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There are so many - excuse the expression - weirdos out there

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There were hamburger buns thrown all over the bathroom floor