ilona 🇵🇸

she/her

[terbik @slopbik]

everyone's suicidal until they ride passenger in my car and then suddenly they care about their mortality

[a. @jjoeypotter]

tweets of all time

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Finally they caught the guy who broke into the bakery and ate all the pies

[frank langdon’s daddy issues @wisteriasnroses]

“why don’t you torture yourself with five million excruciating workarounds 24/7 for the rest of your life so we don’t have to notice your disability’s existence”

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

bro is putting on an active listening masterclass

[groucho marxist🔻☭ @fwasiercwane]

Woody Harrelson, follow in your father's footsteps and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

he was in the cuck chair doing research

[Tuta @TutaPrivacy]

"I have nothing to hide."

False.

You have medical history

You have financial behavior

You have location patterns

You have political views

You have relationship data

Privacy was never about hiding crimes. It was always about owning your life.

[elle 🔻 @dregcollapse]

germans cannot be entrusted with statehood.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Head.

[Rodney @forakter]

No joke the main reason I became a communist was because I wanted to have gay sex with Che Guevara

[MOAN-A LISA🧝🏽‍♀️ @iamYoungNic_17]

“Whose pussy is this” under capitalism you will own nothing and be happy.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I need my weird alone time or I’ll go insane

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Performance review said I "put the office at ease with humor"

[violet 🎧 @violetnyann]

democracy is so awesome, 607 out of 450,380,300 got to vote for whether the EU can scan _all_ of your non e2ee encrypted messages until 2028

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

Happy pride month 🥳

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

summer’s gonna feel like this