BS Translator

I take public statements from politicians, business leaders, and pundits, translating them in simple language.

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@WallStreetApes I was one of those kids. I spent a year at a 'black' school. I didn't really notice a difference except that I learned to be careful around groups of black teen males.

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@DNIGabbard I thought you quit?

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@ThomasSowell Lemme guess... Donald

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@sahilkapur @hillhulse Trump read the tea leaves. He saw that Texans had abandoned Cornyn and he didn't want an L in his endorsements. Why did he wait so long? The question is: what did Paxton give up? Did Trump force him to bow to AIPAC?

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@glennbeck I guess. But leaves so many questions unanswered. Where is the oil? Who has it? Who is profiting from it?

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@HealthRanger How soon can we recall this psycho.

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@TheCalvinCooli1 That will be in Paxton's favor.

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@realstewpeters Unfortunately, it Israel unleashes the US, not the other way around.

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@JohnCornyn Bitter much? Enjoy your retirement. I know Texans will.

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@JamesHu27192912 I got a dozen 8 tracks

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I have such massive incentives to maximize AI acceptance that I call questioning its usefulness a conspiracy theory.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 JENSEN HUANG: “I think the narrative about AI is absolutely wrong, and the goal is to scare everybody out of it so that some people could benefit from it.”

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I'm such an idiot I put up with those side effects when I could have just stopped eating.

[The Free Press @TheFP]

"Even when I was too sick to stand, drink water, or think straight, I thought to myself, ‘at least you might lose some weight.’"

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@mitchellvii And how many people have faced consequences when charged with contempt of congress?

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@ThomasSowell Might be true. Seems like he's also the only one standing between US and truth on the Epstein files and JFK. The only one standing between us and elections free of AIPAC influence.

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@Faustzme Then, don't go. If you don't respect their beliefs, just stay away.

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@itsrosesm I doubt he would do worse or is as compromised as Trump with the exception of Israel. They probably control him, too. I'm sure he had to sign up for that when he took the job. Plata o plombo

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@SenBillCassidy If congress would balance the budget the retirees would face less inflation and every retiree would be better off in the long run.

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@nicksortor Nice car

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@robbysoave Makes you wish his parents had thought a little more about that.

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@carolmswain @AndrewKolvet White people don't do this shit anymore.