Alanna O'Connell

wannabe belvita spokesperson🌞 she/her

[Alanna O'Connell @forest_trollop]

Bedknobs & Broomsticks (1971) is one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of our time. here’s why: (a thread)

[Luke Burgis @lukeburgis]

You deserve to get paid well as a writer if you can craft a first sentence like this one

[Alanna O'Connell @forest_trollop]

I’ve had a rare day of non-stop productivity and energy but have been stopped in my tracks by the fact that the box of ornaments I bought didn’t come with hooks. Is this normal? That seems like something they should tell you?

[Holistiplan @Holistiplan]

The tech industry has had a rocky few months, but there are companies like ours who are still growing and adding to their engineering teams. We know there are many incredibly talented people looking for their next opportunity, and we'd love to help some of them find a home.

[Alanna O'Connell @forest_trollop]

Hot take because I’m stressed: brands who fish for likes by trying to capitalize on trending topics that have nothing to do with them come across as desperate, not clever. This is lazy marketing

[Texas A&M University @TAMU]

The Queue Has Been Temporarily Paused
2000+ People Ahead Of You

[Alanna O'Connell @forest_trollop]

Literally

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

16 years ago I heard teardrops on my guitar on the radio and now I’m sitting here with a new capital one credit card prepared to do something that will land me on national news if I don’t get tour tickets

[Alanna O'Connell @forest_trollop]

Leo, 12th house

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

just asked my friend why she deactivated her instagram, she gon say “I’m just not being mysterious enough” 😭

[Jemedari @MrJemedari]

Glad to see so many embracing therapy. A few of you need an exorcism as well but... Baby steps

[Alanna O'Connell @forest_trollop]

Hi, it’s me

[blue @noctblues]

feel so bad for oomf cause they were expecting a fleetwood mac sorta thing but is kinda giving teen wolf soundtrack

[Shira Rose @theshirarose]

Taylor Swift’s music video, where she looks down at the scale where it says “fat,” is a shitty way to describe her body image struggles. Fat people don’t need to have it reiterated yet again that it’s everyone’s worst nightmare to look like us.

[Alanna O'Connell @forest_trollop]

exCUSE ME

[Shelby Hintze @ShelbyHintze]

Taylor Swift is for the girlies who got a 4 on the AP Lit exam and work in marketing now.

[Alanna O'Connell @forest_trollop]

If this is just a target exclusive album pre order I’m going to be so annoyed

[Target @Target]

Meet us at midnight (EST) at https://t.co/5EJJz0HgK7 👀 #TSmidnighTS

[Alanna O'Connell @forest_trollop]

Is there a fantasy league but for over/unders on Taylor Swift album predictions? Because I’d put money on us getting a 70s folk rock album with a single announcement on 9/07

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/jjqUNkphuG

[Alanna O'Connell @forest_trollop]

NEW album?? BRAND NEW ALBUM?! She is taking years off my life

[Alanna O'Connell @forest_trollop]

I have yet to encounter an ick that surpasses that of seeing a houseload of frat guys try to grocery shop together

[vitt ꩜ @gutknot]

BABE, can we PLEASE go to the Guitar Center so I can watch you play guitar in the middle of the store and then leave without buying anything

[Alanna O'Connell @forest_trollop]

Colorado on film: