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$130,000 cup of soup

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

both of these essays are absurd, mean-spirited, and more importantly, incorrect. republicans haven’t withdrawn support for gay marriage because of blue haired trans kids or people who call themselves queer. but keep telling yourself that! soon enough, they will pick you.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the annual new york times tradition of publishing a vaguely conservative essay by a white gay guy about how the lgbtq movement has “gone too far” in the last week of pride month

[womble bond dickinson @forestchump_]

what’s her ferter and why are you perning it

[womble bond dickinson @forestchump_]

how’s the barbecues bubbas

[womble bond dickinson @forestchump_]

eenie, meenie, minie, mo, catch a tanooki by his toe

[womble bond dickinson @forestchump_]

Drackbop (backdrop)

[womble bond dickinson @forestchump_]

their sisters, cousins, person who circumcised their cousins hamster told them it was a good idea

[womble bond dickinson @forestchump_]

tim pool doesn’t like blind people

[womble bond dickinson @forestchump_]

breaking gender norms by smelling bad

[julia mattis @mattisjulia]

“last time i was significantly at the beach”

[womble bond dickinson @forestchump_]

THE HOOVER DAM HAS BEEN BROKEN

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

at this point it’s hilarious. julian casablancas dares to criticize america, israel and zionists in the western world and now you got a major newspaper implying he’s an epstein affiliate. well he was a child in 91 so at most he’s an epstein victim.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

support the couple’s legal fees: https://t.co/ai1bmIMn2b

[womble bond dickinson @forestchump_]

hey you know what we’re doing? we’re eating good in the neighborhood!

[womble bond dickinson @forestchump_]

hand foot mouth fettuccine alfredo

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

Inflation works one way and one way only. Prices go up and they stay up. These people's greed will never be satisfied and they will never miss a chance to price gouge.

[Roose @RuNoseP]

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

[PropaGandalf the White 🌾 @PropaGandalf866]

It’s so funny that I’m supposed to be looking for employment but I wake up everyday and the most powerful person alive who everyone knows is a pedophile is threatening nuclear holocaust and plunging the world into an economic depression like okay time to write a cover letter

[Gaza's Creative Allies @GazaAllies]

In order for me to write poetry that isn't political,

I must listen to the birds.

And in order to hear the birds,

The warplanes must be silent.
- Marwan Makhoul

[womble bond dickinson @forestchump_]

We, you, and ozzy