Forest Girthmeister

KU Alum Class of ‘86, West Side St. Paul native, TSA Hater, and girls youth soccer enthusiast. @stephenM - FUCK YOU

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Drinking beer and a half rn ⏰😃#beer #imnorookie #newjob #letsgomets

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@travisgoodall87 LETS GET PEGGED!!!!

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If I had a dollar for every new theory on tik tok I could stop this gd job hunt and retire #shrink

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Beyond excited to watch some CP!!! Only a few weeks away. LETS GO CP!!!!

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@travisgoodall87 HAHA, Dina finally served me papers so it’s a good day for everyone!!!🤣🤣. Let me know about that socket wrench.

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@travisgoodall87 Hey what’s up Travis! (And the rest of X as well🤣). Totally agree here. Took Dina and the kids down to vote this morning. #kansas

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If I can’t sleep in till noon every day neither can you. Up and attem sweetheart

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Im drunk and I love my gf

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

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@travisgoodall87 Like 2 and a shot maybe

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No words.

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IT ALREADY EXISTS HOLY SHIT

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Alright so you know the full English breakfast right? What if there was a full English Pizza??

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@vizual__ @WarhorseStudios You have got to be kidding me

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If I hear champagne supernova one more time I am going to pop

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@JDVance You fucking suck dude lose weight

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@FBIDirectorKash Drunkard

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@RepBoebert You suck!!

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@TrumpDailyPosts Trump

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@RobertKennedyJr @Schwarzenegger I hope you ate your ferments today you fucking weirdo