Phoebe Joy 🕯️

✧ siren ✧ ice skater ✧ dreamer ✧

[yaren ✶ @th3greatwcr]

do you ever think about merthur

[十筆斎 @jissunboshi96]

クロワッサンを食べるのが下手なアザラシを描きました。

[clown😔 @Adrii_Nagy]

deleting this scene from 4x07 was a CRIME arthur stealing the word “dollophead” from merlin and shouting “LAST NIGHT” when agravaine asked when did he last see him sjsjksksk always grumpy if he doesn’t see merlin PURE CINEMA

[Phoebe Joy 🕯️ @forestnymphoebe]

@camelotcrave Can confirm I was the sword 😪💔

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

How fucking free are you?
Here's something people should probably think about:
If a corporation controls your healthcare…
your employer controls your livelihood…
a bank owns your home…
an algorithm controls what information reaches you…
and billionaires finance the politicians writing the rules…
exactly which part of your life are we calling freedom?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The immigrant isn't your enemy, the billionaire paying you substandard wages is.

[Phoebe Joy 🕯️ @forestnymphoebe]

@UmbCorOfficial Ah crap not again.

[clown😔 @Adrii_Nagy]

this scene is even funnier with context cause merlin doesn’t even know gaius lied to arthur that merlin spent the day in the tavern and yet he really looks drunk af 😭😭😭 now arthur thinks merlin is stupid AND alcoholic, great 😔

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

The crossover you didn’t know you needed…

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[Phoebe Joy 🕯️ @forestnymphoebe]

not to get political on twitter of all places or anything but why the hell can Scrappy Doo form full sentences when Scooby Doo himself can only string a few words together at a time

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

No comment

[junkdog @junkd0g_]

a sex offender, a holocaust denier, and an epstein associate walk into a bar. The bartender says, “wow my kids love your books”

[Phoebe Joy 🕯️ @forestnymphoebe]

If you hold a stethoscope to my chest all you will hear is To Morgana by Rob Lane from the BBC Merlin soundtrack (I am secretly a goblin)

[tamsii🪻 @Tarrsworld]

a movie about a woman superhero beating and killing men who traffick and rape little girls hmm no wonder men bombed the reviews and shit about it like the catty dicks they are..

[Phoebe Joy 🕯️ @forestnymphoebe]

Me when Periphery:

🥰 blood eagle 🍓 blood eagle is the destroyer 🌷 blood eagle will set the wicked free ✨ rip the body from the bone now 🌸 spread the lepers wings 🍒 show Valhalla glory and memory 🎀 let ‘em, let ‘em, let the Christians sing 🥰

[Phoebe Joy 🕯️ @forestnymphoebe]

Poirot sun, Leon Kennedy moon, Batman rising

[Phoebe Joy 🕯️ @forestnymphoebe]

The voices in my head are Jeremy Clarkson and Caleb Cooper.

There’s very little getting done.

[Phoebe Joy 🕯️ @forestnymphoebe]

My Roman Empire is that Poirot could secretly be Batman. They talk exactly the same and no one’s ever seen them in the same room. I came up with this 3 seconds ago and I will never stop thinking about it.