Forever Alone

The Official Twitter account for the Forever Alone Meme

[Forever Alone @foreveralone001]

Receives phone call ... Pocket dialled #ForeverAlone

[Forever Alone @foreveralone001]

I Just Had Sex ... Is a great song #ForeverAlone

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My boyfriend is like my iPad ... I don't have an iPad #ForeverAlone

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Sneezes ... No one tells God to bless you #ForeverAlone

[Forever Alone @foreveralone001]

Message alert on phone ... Pizza delivery confirmation email #ForeverAlone

[Forever Alone @foreveralone001]

Have you met my new girlfriend? ... Neither have I #ForeverAlone

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Finally found love ... Half way through the dictionary #ForeverAlone

[Forever Alone @foreveralone001]

Unassigned seating ... Sits alone in the entire row #ForeverAlone

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Shows up at a party and knows no one ... Pretend to text #ForeverAlone

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Signs up for an online dating website ... No matches #ForeverAlone

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Goes in for a physical at the doctor's office ... Most action ever gotten #ForeverAlone

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Clicks "Find Friends" on Facebook ... No results #ForeverAlone

[Forever Alone @foreveralone001]

Plans out entire life ... On The Sims #ForeverAlone

[Forever Alone @foreveralone001]

Phone screen lights up ... Automatic reboot #ForeverAlone

[Forever Alone @foreveralone001]

Goes to a nightclub ... Wall-flower #ForeverAlone

[Forever Alone @foreveralone001]

Has a beautiful wife and loving children ... Wakes up from dream #ForeverAlone

[Forever Alone @foreveralone001]

Logs on to Facebook ... No notifications #ForeverAlone

[Forever Alone @foreveralone001]

One friend away ... From having a friend #ForeverAlone

[Forever Alone @foreveralone001]

Cell phone vibrates while charging ... Battery fully charged #ForeverAlone

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Gets asked out on a date ... April Fools #ForeverAlone