Samophlange🏳️‍🌈

the queer Pokémon. often found in dark places surrounded by bright screens. they scare easily and require lots of TLC

[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

Daily reminders @ me:
-IC =/= OOC
-Nobody hates me
(well....nobody I consider a friend at least)
-I am not a bother
-I can email people and not apologize for being a pest
-People will tell me if I'm a pest
-It's okay for me to talk

[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

@barriec1994 @marysunfan94 @ReesiePeacie Have fun running out in front of cars then I guess? Crosswalks are for people who live in their lives in fear of getting hit by a car, amirite?

[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

@robertf61200472 @Ariodante79 @barriec1994 @marysunfan94 @ReesiePeacie And that's why we take precautions when driving. Where a seat belt. Sit in your seat and don't try to climb into the front or back when the car is moving. Only licensed people can drive a car. It's about reducing risk ffs.

[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

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[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

@baseballroyalT @Storm4Congress @GregSpiegler @elonmusk @StationCDRKelly I mean I'm definitely an asshole, that's half the point.

[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

@AnthonyOxendin9 @KariLake @elonmusk @StationCDRKelly Difference is I'm not trying. But good middle school comeback

[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

@spectra_440 @KariLake @elonmusk @StationCDRKelly What is a Real Woman, anyway

[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

@TyroneAlfonso @RileyLebowski @KariLake @elonmusk @StationCDRKelly Georgia did in 2018 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Unless of course you're saying that the standards are different for dems and republicans, but surely that can't be the case.

[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

@KariLake @elonmusk @StationCDRKelly Wait you're still relevant?

[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

@grahamallen @elonmusk @StationCDRKelly And yet you've kept saying it without any actual punishment..... stop acting oppressed

[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

@Storm4Congress @GregSpiegler @elonmusk @StationCDRKelly So you're a man, right? You go by he/him. But I assume you'd be totally cool if people just started referring to you as she one day. It doesn't matter, right?

[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

@Stonewall_Jeri @ChristieSmythe @JeremyBrace @elonmusk @StationCDRKelly But you don't mind being an asshole clearly

[Samophlange🏳️‍🌈 @foreversam2013]

@elonmusk @StationCDRKelly If you meet a guy and he responds to he/him, is he forcing his pronouns on you?
If a dumbass says something that makes no sense, is he forcing his dumbassery on you?