Alex Semifero

life on the edge, and i'm dangling my feet

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

Hannah gave me a tittie twister and will get divorced with her belly button

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

“Everything is gonna be okay. You’re still gonna go to sleep with me tonight, you’re still gonna wake up with me tomorrow, just like every other day” - David ❤️😍 I just want to remember this so I’m posting it here 😂

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

I always forget how much I love MCR until I’m at the gym and it comes on in the middle of my workout and then my inner middle schooler makes an appearance

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

I just hit a pot hole and it made my right speaker not work??

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

Coffee and donuts may be society’s greatest creation

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

Why is my entire twitter feed just my brother and my dad talking about u of m football? 🙄🙄🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

“All the kids I went to high school with were all scene and now they’re a bunch of furries” 😂😂😂😂

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

Bella gives the best pep talks

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

@baileylekity Ann Arbor/me misses you

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

“First of all hay is for horses”

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

“Claim the fuck out of that tall ass man” #BeccasDrunkQuotes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

One of my all time fav convos with David

Me: have I told you I’m thinking about making homemade sweet potato fries?
Him: every time we get sweet potato fries

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

@DreamnAnnabella Girl I’m high key still transparent and I was in the sun every day I don’t understand 😂😂😂

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

@baileylekity Girl I’m so excited I’m gonna get her so drunk with me

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

7.5 hours of work stands between me and vacation and I’m dying

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

“I think if you were a dog, you’d be a beagle. You have a beagle-like face” #DailyInsultsFromStefan

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

“Why are you dressed like you should be on an episode of friends?” #DailyInsultsFromStefan

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

*while talking about getting my side tattoo* “oh good, you’ll look like a soccer mom who smokes with her kids in the car” #DailyInsultsFromStefan

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

Whatever, it’s a technicality, he doesn’t deserve his name to be spelled right anyway 🙄

[Go Blue 〽️〽️ @JaySemi181]

@foreveryoung014 @dylanfeil Sidney*

[Alex Semifero @foreveryoung014]

Talking to Dylan about the wings - penguins game in February that we’re going and we came up with a solid t shirt idea: Sydney Crosby’s a bitch. Quote credit to 14 year old alex 💁🏻‍♀️