Zec

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[Zec @foreverzec]

Divorce isn't over, and I already know who my next lover is. #life #divorce #lover #imbad #firstworldproblems

[Zec @foreverzec]

My method to blow and kiss both sides still works. PS I'm talking about N64 games you perv #n64 #nintendo #dirtymind #tuesdaynight

[Zec @foreverzec]

#screencapture #damnsiri #iphone #pushsuggestedwords #screenshot #messengerapp #macbookpro #siriwin

[Zec @foreverzec]

When ur balls itch & u can't scratch em cuz ur allergic 2 PM & u don't want ur balls 2 itch more #firstworldprobs #saturdaymorning #industry

[Zec @foreverzec]

When you gotta poop but your nails are wet. #firstworldprobs #saturdaymorning #nails

[Zec @foreverzec]

Just sitting naked...air drying...FREEE #naked #shower #freshandsocleanclean

[Zec @foreverzec]

11:13am and I finally put pants on #adulting #pants #dayoff #slacking #timetodostuff

[Zec @foreverzec]

How duz an astronaut pick her/his 👃🏻?Seriously.I've been tryin 2 figure out #astronaut #bodyfunction #themartian #movietime #spaceproblems

[Zec @foreverzec]

People need to learn to be fucking patient #iah #airport #scanningyourownboardpass #standinginline #notboardingyet #patient #stupidpeople

[Zec @foreverzec]

Looks like I can finally have my rabbits living together without humping each other every second of the day #bunnies #lopears #hornyrabbit

[Zec @foreverzec]

Discussing your oral skills with you spouse.... and you ain't talking about speech #oralsex #oral #marriage #discussion #weirdthings

[Zec @foreverzec]

The relief you feel when you walk out of work and can finally fart properly #workproblems #flatulence #bodyproblems

[Zec @foreverzec]

Had sex 3 times yesterday #winning #sex #marriedlife #hurrah

[Zec @foreverzec]

#HowToConfuseaMillennia Tell them to look up something without using Google

[Zec @foreverzec]

My #spouse just dropped ass #stinks #professorfartworthy #imdying

[zacs @cohn_lg]

Among the most controversial and consequential of legal actions in cannabis history
#patents #protectyourstash https://t.co/DdHJ7AXvDJ

[Zec @foreverzec]

It's official. Can make cake from scratch, not frosting. #SO claims to 💚 it, but I think #spouse is just being nice

[Zec @foreverzec]

When your spouse opens the front door naked. #marriage #sexytime #bowchickawowwow #naked #goodliving

[Zec @foreverzec]

Y do midgets laugh when running thru grass? BC it tickles their balls-told this joke @ work & boss walks in, who's a dwarf. #WhyDidISayThat

[Zec @foreverzec]

Accepting anything your #SO feeds you, even when you don't know what it is. #marriage #trust it was a #fudgeround #yum