Amogelang Mo

02 February 🎉 | 📍 012 | Part-time funny girl 🙃 |

[Amogelang Mo @forevrrmo_]

@am_moloto Ke tshwere e 1.

[Chica🙂 @Makhanyiisa]

That Calvin Fallo, Junior Taurus , Louis Lunch, Dj Fortee, Chymamusique, Komplexity, Dvine Brothers era>>>

[ngwana pitori @Mbalie_WEM]

Skae’tlwayetsa dilo tsa batho

[iTOUCHCANDI @iTouchCandi]

DJ Sbu has ruined Radio 2000’s once most popular show by constantly pushing opinions and political correctness without real knowledge. his lack of research makes the show shallow, leaving listeners shocked by his comments on air #DjSbu #Radio2000

[Bebé @NoozBebe_]

Shortened #SONA2024

• Mourn thy neighbour- Namibian prez.
• Remember that horrible time in 1994? 😉 Vote emotionally.
• Cue in Mandela's name and that one famous Zulu king.
• Talk of the constitution and imaginary kumbaya session between South Africans of different backgrounds.
• Bragging about creating opportunities that, and I quote, "never existed before."
• 2008 global recession blamed for local poverty.
• Putin and Zelensky's war also got stray bullets.
• Money was stolen from the government, by government. Everyone knows all who are implicated, but we're all just gonna wait for one of them to die off or something. State capture!
• More thinly veiled jibes at Jay-Z now that he's got a new gig.
• Covid. Bladdy covid.
• Men are beating and killing women. Guys we gotta do something about it. Anyway...
• Climate change, hey.
• Tinswalo was born in 1994 and we're going to use her life as an analogy for this country's devolution. (I'd hate to be Tinswalo)
• Tinswalo lived a state-funded life so she's lucky to be alive because we funded her existence.
• I'm mentioning some facts that you're aware of as an ordinary South African so that you can see that I'm aware of things. Unemployment. Uhm... youths are unemployed. The Unemployment of youths. Yes.
• We have more black managers in the country (the country where the majority is black. Yes that country.)
• Let's rebuild (the things that our government neglected for years)
• State capture! Again.
• We're going to end loadshedding. One day. Some day. At some point in time.
• We're building more power lines over the next 5 years. 😉 vote for my party.
• There's a new fund to steal from: the Climate Change Response fund. Yay!
• There was traffic at our ports. We haven't fully cleared it, but we want you to know that we know. Also, the war in the Middle-East means we can gain by being a docking station. Hello Vasco da Gama.
• More people have Internet because of us (✋️😀 daddy, that's a global thing hey.)
• There will be a really really fast train between Joburg and Durbs. (But sir, the slower, cheaper train has failed for years now...)
• We're going to end loadshedding. You'll see. Stru. Mafra. I swear.
• On employment, we're doing great guys. Forget what I said earlier. We created jobs. We're also giving out free money.
• People are dying later in life now (so that they can enjoy this pitiful existence for an extended period. Yay)
• You think you have no water? Huh?! Apartheid was worse. Enjoy watershedding, you thankless lot.
• Political jargon and gibberish to pass time and make the speech longer.
• Crime! Ohhh we're definitely dealing with those guys hey. Look at all the security forces we're forming. We're fighting crime. Bringing our bicycles to an F1 race right here, baby. Winning!
• We are solving global wars! Well, not solving, but saying something about it. (READ: We are writing stern letters to the BBC.)
• Mention of Africa, for ambiance.
• Covid again.
• Cue in the violins as I speak like we're equals.
• We've been through a lot together, guys.
• I know what you're thing through.
• Democracy. My party. Economic growth.
• Apartheid. Jibe at EFF.
• I was physically there when the constitution was penned. In not your mate. I'm superior.
• The next 30 years are gonna be a jol, guys. (lol)
• Cue in the Mandela quote. Blah blah, fishpaste.
• "Like Madiba, we must keep moving, always forward." (Does he know about 5 Dec 2005? 👀)

[Amogelang Mo @forevrrmo_]

@Anele Defs an all expenses paid trip.

[Amogelang Mo @forevrrmo_]

@Motheobruh 🙋‍♀️

[big thobs @bigthobs]

@PhilMphela Breakfast show~ Glen Lewis & Unathi
Total bliss~ Azania Mosaka
The Secret ingredients~ Amon & Thato
The touch down~ tbo touch, Joeman & refiloe Mpakanyane. Now this was the best MetroFM daytime radio slot, man it's been downhill ever since😩

[Kutlwano @dicay90]

Hi @MbalulaFikile @TrafficSA please assist with fixing potholes on R80 South (Mabopane Highway) between Block XX and Rosalyn. Those potholes are huge for a 120km/h zone. 🙏🏽

[Thando 🇿🇦🇵🇸 @thandozuma_]

Ay angzwani nengane ephaphayo.

[KMAT @Kmat_dj]

🚨🚨AND WERE LIVVEEE!!!! 🚨🚨

To everyone who made this EP a success most of all @feloletee

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO MY FIRST BABY! I literally can’t stop crying!!! But thank you so so much for everything!!! I appreciate you so much😭❤️❤️❤️

[Sheldon Cooper's gf @Nthabisheng]

Radio2000 is one of the best radio station in SA. They have a great line up. You can listen to their shows from 4 am until 12 midnight.

[Amogelang Mo @forevrrmo_]

@Mrskillmonger1 😂😂

[Amogelang Mo @forevrrmo_]

@FiFi_Originals Happy Island

[Amogelang Mo @forevrrmo_]

🙃

[HomeComing Events @HomeComingEvent]

Unfortunately all tickets for Sunday’s event have been released. No more tickets will be made available

[Soccerzela @soccerzela]

😳😳😳

Royal AM Chairman Andile Mpisane with a moment to forget minutes before he led his team to a historic trophy at the expense of Kaizer Chiefs.... We have seen it all. 😂😳

[El Presidente @MochenRSA]

Pitori Just got up... Incase there was Ever any doubt... #traplivesmatter

Let's go BEATSHOVEN
🎥: @Dir_Authorly

[Amogelang Mo @forevrrmo_]

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[Expat South Africa @ExpatSouth]

Meet Kgalaletso Rakau from Mabopane 🇿🇦and currently lives and works as a Business Development Manager and Entrepreneur in Gothenburg , Sweden 🇸🇪

[El Presidente @MochenRSA]

No gimmick, No Fluke, No fear... Just pure HEART. This is what i do...
#traplivesmatter