AlltheTinyThings

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Not always pissing against the #moon

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@Dumfukdetector This coverage is par for the course with educational settings/nonprofits/businesses who work with kids - it’s offered by every insurance carrier. B cause… ppl ruin everything.

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@Jayne_Martin @emilyfmaloney This item confuses me…I miss the anthro clothings of 10 years ago.

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Amalgamated jalopy.

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@LOOKOPTICUSA I spent a hour at bedtime yesterday trying on specs using ur handy dandy virtual try on tool. Order being placed fo sho!

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She sure is perrrrrrty

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@Theholisticpsyc hate these - so cringeworthy. typically I say something snarky when I hear a man say things like this out loud...

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@Dumfukdetector I’d like to round up every single animal abuser and let loose on them with a blade and a whole lot of lemon juice, a never ending pour of lemon juice.

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@RandProgressive @bethbourdon He sleeps lots so he can live longer…and sleep more.

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@MissAnnThrope66 @bethbourdon Couldn’t put my finger on it - yes, this is exactly who he reminds me of! Good one.

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@ambernoelle That black chest-rip shirt is just so bothersome to me. Me don’t get it.

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@bethbourdon Gave me a little bit of a Donnie Darko scary rabbit vibe, actually.

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@Thiohna Phew.

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@kylekinane Would buy tickets in a heartbeat or less - come to the @TheMusicHall in Tarrytown NY, pretty please?

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@ChurchofSatan Like, ever ever.

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@HumansNoContext durian

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@_celia_bedelia_ not quite sure she understands that hemorrhaging isn’t just like peeing, getting a few drops of urine on your hand, and then having the wherewithal to politely spare the next person from touching a drop of said urine on the door handle using 1 fucking ply toilet paper.

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@ElijahSchaffer I’m sure you’ve thought this through. So…What happens when a woman aborts after 8 weeks AND also feeds and clothes and cares for three kids at home under the age of 5? Where do the kids go? Ridiculous question, I know…but, like, I’m kinda curious about the answer.

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@marcmaron Well. We now know you bleed red.

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@pgallup68 @WUTangKids And…Forced smiles never photograph well…

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First day up, on Sunday, a hummingbird visited my boyfriend’s feeder. Today there are repeat customers. Seeing him get excited about this is adorable, and he sends me pics so I too can share the excitement. This makes me happy. So simple.