BRUCE

❛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ.
ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʀᴇᴠᴇɴɢᴇ ᴏɴ ᴇᴠɪʟ.
ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʙᴇɢɪɴ to ғɪɢʜᴛ sᴜᴄʜ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʙʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ❜

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𝑰𝑵
𝑻𝑯𝑬
𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑺.

🦇 🦇 🦇

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@theclownbastard Knuckles white on his briefcase; he'd had to attend a conference with Alfred and was none-too-pleased by the familiar face.

"Hands. Off. The. Remote. Jerome."

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@OfFelineisms "Is that a request, or a demand? Getting a little daring there, Selina."

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@OfFelineisms Selina is both sly and invincible when it came to her sharp tongue and quick wits; a deadly duo.

But almost irresistible.

"Oh really? And here I thought you weren't one for someone telling you what to do."

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I'm not spanking anyone tonight.

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@OneKillingJoke So I can sleep soundly tonight? Oh, what a a relief. I definitely trust you, Jeremiah.

[☼ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ 𝓱𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍. @stupidriddleman]

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑹𝑰𝑫𝑫𝑳𝑬𝑹

❛𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘴? 𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏.❜

✘ 𝗲𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗻𝘆𝗴𝗺𝗮. 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗰.

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@OneKillingJoke All of the fancy little blueprints you use to make deadly weapons that, oh.. I don't know.. BLOW UP GOTHAM??

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Make that face again and I'm sending you to jail.

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"I doubt a security system would do much to keep you out regardless."

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@OfFelineisms "I expected nothing less from you. Where should I wire you the goods?"

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Leaving Gotham again.

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Replacing my security system straight away.

People need to learn how to ( knock ) first.

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@theclownbastard Ah yes, Jerome's 'himbo' genes were in full force. Great.

"Just got him. His name's Titusーa great dane with a great personality. Definitely better than yours."

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"Wha—"
Honestly, he should have expected as much. Jerome was decidedly good at breaking in.

"Not with permission. Now get the fuck out!"

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Shit.

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DON'T TEMPT ME.

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@OneKillingJoke Mouth set in a stern, straight line. Unamused.

"That's really unnecessary. Throw out the blueprints, please."

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"Sounds like a challenge.
I'm not as bad as I used to be, Selina."

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@OfFelineisms "So that's your job now, huh? Does that mean I need to pay you from now on?"

He's flashing his own amused grin.