Lou M ⚡

Enjoying life in the Mid West. I play a lot of Destiny’s 2. I lose more in day trading than I make. #retiredjoe #boltgang

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

I’m going to start an OnlyFans for Europeans where I only post pictures of thermostats set to their lowest setting.

[Steve @oldguy_steve]

The fact that Hooters hasn't launched a home delivery service called Knockers seems like a missed business opportunity to me.

[Lou M ⚡ @forgivenbear]

@RStatecraft @BenFreemanDC I will vote Dem until the day I die if it passes. Won’t pay attention to what the platform is, I’ll just against every Repub in any capacity when I vote.

[Dean Thanos @HailDeanThanos]

Us Chargers fans when Herbert wins a playoff game.

[1jose0 @1Jose_0]

Last year made it pretty obvious which QBs were pulling their weight and which were just along for the ride.

[Lou M ⚡ @forgivenbear]

@benKeath I think Amend 5 would work once our state gov cut spending and showed the state can survive without income tax and wo raising other taxes.

[Lou M ⚡ @forgivenbear]

@COSportsNut You mean Blo Dix? Blo Dix is better than Justin Herbert??? Ya, at sucking dick maybe.

[Lou M ⚡ @forgivenbear]

@MissouriGOP @MikeLKehoe @Eric_Schmitt Hell no.

[Lou M ⚡ @forgivenbear]

@DefiantLs

[Texas2AAttorney @CJGRISHAM]

Client was pulled over because his rental car plate didn't provide a return when a crooked cop ran the plate for no reason. Within 7 minutes, Enterprise confirmed it was valid. Cop decided he was gonna violate Rodriguez and hold my client until drug dog showed up. Dog did two laps, no hit third lap, handler motioned for the dog to respond to justify a search. Client held over two hours in handcuffs while they went through his stuff. Found nothing, of course, because dogs are wrong 75% of the time. Just got him a $25,000 payday for those 2.5 hours. Lesson learned Montgomery, Texas?!

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

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[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

My amendment to H.R. 8595, the State Department Appropriations bill, strikes $3.3 billion in Foreign (Military) Aid for Israel. The amendment is expected to receive a floor vote next week.

Netanyahu said he wants to reduce Israel’s dependence on US aid; let’s start now.

[@amuse @amuse]

SAVE ACT: The South Dakota GOP just trespassed Scott Presler from its own convention, paid ticket & all, because he criticized John Thune on Facebook. Matt Bruner kicked Scott out because of his criticism of Thune's failure to pass the Save America Act.

[Lou M ⚡ @forgivenbear]

@GigglingGanon I’d hit the horn and say I thought it was part of the safety inspection.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The American people know what’s up.

[Lou M ⚡ @forgivenbear]

@SenateGOP I still owed.

[Lou M ⚡ @forgivenbear]

@Jim_Jordan If only there was something, some kind of act or bill that could SAVE our elections.

[Lou M ⚡ @forgivenbear]

@TomCottonAR The GOP is the party Israel. What’s your point?

[Lou M ⚡ @forgivenbear]

@SStricklandMMA That’s shits dryer than Hillary Clinton’s snatch.