unemployed amphibian

[unemployed amphibian @forglet18]

I’m moving to the other side of the planet to be with my long distance girlfriend, if anyone wants to buy my things or just give me hard cash pls do https://t.co/7fH9ErilIw

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

loving the olivia wilde comeback tour

[𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 @arxhiiie]

gay ppl are so funny like ofc 2 drag queen turning slowly like this would gag us skjdshjsklshld

[Kyle Mangione-Smith @gay_kyle2]

Lowkey yeah this is kinda a gag The New York Post

[mac🍉GLEEK🦄 @macc_donalds]

I’m still thinking about this tweet like gay people really are incapable of just saying “she sounded so good here!” LMFAOO

[a-u-ê @cantodabaleia]

parece os aniversários de 15 anos de filha de político corrupto

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

Im getting married in a SPORTS ARENA with 1000 GUESTS in the middle of A VERY BIG CITY but I don't want ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT IT because I am a SHY AND RETIRING ROSE so NO PHONES at my ADAM SANDLER initiated PRIVATE SACRED CEREMONY of love

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

I read new sentences on this app every day

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

the publicist of the woman gassing the atmosphere with her private jets literally being named Tree Pain has convinced me that we live in a simulation created by a really uncreative person

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[⭑.ᐟ @flvmeprincesss]

it’s all coming full circle for girls who made their dolls scissor at an early age

[I Follow Women @iFollowWomenOnX]

Pride Month 2 has begun.

[unemployed amphibian @forglet18]

So it’s…accurate then?

[Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema]

Luca Guadagnino’s ‘ARTIFICIAL’ reportedly portrays Sam Altman as a pathological liar and Elon Musk as a villain.

(Source: https://t.co/R2PbL1bFVo)

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

told my psychiatrist about my plans to see minions and monsters

[River - AP3 || #MVPaige @annabethpond3]

oh look at me, im sue bird, i have 4 wnba championships, im friends w damn near the entire league, and they chat to me mid-game when im in my season courtside seats. I just got back from partying w my hot sports friends in cannes and my hair is perfect. FUCK OFFFF

[🐻‍❄️ @4withoutme]

We Need to talk about The Struggle of being a feminine woman who’s sexually attracted to other feminine women and has no interest in Billie eilish or going on a picnic

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

Few companies are innovating like Snapchat. They started as a child/revenge porn platform, but then they became the worst ads company in the history of the world, and now they’re doing nonconsensual data collection. Very excited to see where they go next

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

Love Island UK is about the general public’s inability to handle a baddie when actually confronted with one and Love Island US is about the power of female friendship in the face of domestic terrorism

[unemployed amphibian @forglet18]

Actively horny about this

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Luca Guadagnino’s ‘ARTIFICIAL’ has reportedly been acquired by NEON.

(via @MattBelloni)