practicing blasphemy

full time identity crisis

[practicing blasphemy @forgotinsulin]

stop pathologizing everything and learn to exist

[practicing blasphemy @forgotinsulin]

If someone gets us cocomelon or paw patrol I'm throwing hands

[practicing blasphemy @forgotinsulin]

One of my earliest memories and first conscious decisions was to unplug the wire from the baby monitor and put it in my mouth while the ither side was still plugged into the wall

[practicing blasphemy @forgotinsulin]

that girl who made thousands of paper stars was onto something

[practicing blasphemy @forgotinsulin]

Yall remember pigeon simulator

[practicing blasphemy @forgotinsulin]

I have never heard it so accurately put as "You know too much about yourself." You know the type of person I'm talking about

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Doing some research

[helena riley @freshhel]

Its so cool how all the most normal ppl are like “im absolutely unhinged I take lexapro and eat mcdonalds” and then the actually crazy people r like “I wrote an article about the importance of family”

[practicing blasphemy @forgotinsulin]

Jon be like "this is the best guitar riff ever, I think" and it's something that sounds like an autotuned woman's scream

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Me: Im treatmaxxing Lol. Eating a bunch of snacks instead of dinner
Wife: They call that Girl Dinner now
Me (looking out the window): Thats not what im doing. I’m doing something else

[practicing blasphemy @forgotinsulin]

Every time I open Stardew Valley the terminal brain rot progresses faster

[JP @jpbrammer]

discovering that I am evil, but also it is okay, and perhaps even feminist in a way

[Megi @reaIsnowhite]

I go to sleep every night with all of my favourite items spread out around me like I am an ancient egyptian resting in her tomb

[practicing blasphemy @forgotinsulin]

Today Aspen ate the head off of a rubber ducky

[sextina acab-fina @giltcomplex]

happy 2004 dave matthews band chicago river incident anniversary to all who observe!! 🫡🥳🥳🤩

[richard @richard_normal]

we’ve all got that one homie who is taking poison damage over time who’s always like “gah. oof. ugh. gah. oof. ugh. gah. oof. ugh.”

[practicing blasphemy @forgotinsulin]

day one on the weight gain drinks. This shit disgusting

[tara @proletarat]

Clocking in at the dumbass factory for my position as lead idiot