Vertigo

20 years old

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

Genuinely fucking hilarious how does nobody see that this is absurdist satire

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@realbesaw @kreisel_kevin @Gayassdotexe @therealdafwe circumcision isn't exactly a science, there are levels to it. i used to be a dry beater until my shit tore (lowkey grew back better)

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@WackyCokehead @rumpdumpler You mean like the SCP that literally is just this?

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@pronounsknight You mean Kaanda out of the loop?

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@wa_workshop @lechuga_pansex

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@GroatyDeer @beaniislutt There is a solution 🔐

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[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@GhosToastArtist What happened to the tail of the far left one?

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@JLolha

[Alex 🔥 ᚱᛅᚢᚦᛦ 🔻 ᚼᛁᚦᛁᚾ ☭ @havi_high_one]

>Socialists raise taxes so they can provide more punishment for the rich.

[Anarch97 @anarch97]

Edits are probably the most important art form right now

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@kimihia_ @grapefruitzzz @PlatoonPod Of course... how could I forget the Goats name...

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@jstubbles @Julia_CaSsian LOL Yeah. Damn right! ����

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@pierbiwierbi i have done this before several times there's a non-zero chance i have a doppelgänger... awesome sauce is my favorite saying

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@Tomoe_GamingVR

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@jstubbles @Julia_CaSsian I fucking hated that movie man they didn't even resolve 90% of the problems the kids had and acted like everything was fixed

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@furious31630 Fork found in... garage?? In space??

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@raettes @femgirled they didn't mention any cameras so why not just do it on the chair

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@AguitoV2 Can I have a transcript of the contract? I really like contracts but it's too low res to read. I only caught "realmente novio"

[Vertigo @forgotmycode]

@Slugcatss_ @HeartsTheFemboy @bom39_twit @scrag_boy @absoflak HANG ON! It's not the best SCP it's just the hottest SCP (not canonically of course but that's besides the point)