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new single “approved time off request” live now on most platforms!

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oops spilled slurm on that new @Leisure_Hour_ track

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this is one of my absolute favorite tracks right now, so I probably shouldn't have messed with it.

but i did

@BrownMaple_OH - margecomingoutofthehedge.Png hoodie remix

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Jeep out here ripping off Relient K’s 12 Days of Christmas. 😔

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Words of advice: you can always trust a custom guitar pedal maker that will accept SOME bc rich guitar models as trade

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the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

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@palettestaches oh i could get into this for sure

started the dry brine yesterday. probably not too late to sprinkle a little on!

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I don’t know who had the bright idea to take this very typical Jimmy Eat World track and add an 80’s style sax solo….

but thank god they did

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Watched all of Wayward. Love Mae Martin and Toni Collette. Overall, it was ok, but ultimately just made me want to restart The OA. So, if you need me that’s where I’ll be!

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parking lot tamales are probably the best thing about texas

[Among the Wildflowers @deaflibertarian]

Since we are not in Texas, I literally am surrounded by people who think I'm nuts when I tell them we used to get tamales for Thanksgiving from a lady in the Home Depot parking lot.

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@BossMoz Just let him come in and put the gift down

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did not die but do not recommend

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team if I am not heard from for a while, just know it was the espresso diet coke that took me out

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team if I am not heard from for a while, just know it was the espresso diet coke that took me out

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Knuckle puck’s stick season cover is peak

[kenzie ☃️ @mickennnzie]

Knuckle puck’s chocolate cover is PEAK

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@oculat I’m not sure how they could ever wrap it up. We may be only scratching the surface of this thing.

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@FullBlownMltdwn @Squarttweets @TorchesFrmAbove @pulsesVA @oldphonela @BicycleInn @hetta____ @glitterererer @bursmusic @brutalligators @thaweakdays @SpanishLuvSongs @bearsintrees @Leisure_Hour_ Jobs is so good though

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@aplaceforowls i like to think a duritz yeah is how everyone reads any yeah i send. yeah can have feeling if you let it

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I just chopped a bunch of onions and garlic and now I keep smelling my fingertips like im mary catherine gallagher

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@palettestaches @no1quippyfan

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@no1quippyfan @palettestaches i’ve sucked at Overwatch for what, like, 8 years now? but it’s been the most fun it has ever been for me lately.

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@BrownMaple_OH It’s easy when the source material is so good. No joke. I love this song so much.