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feeling like patrick bateman today

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my bf mansplains like crazy. he starts explaining how if the deer population increases, then genetic diversity decreases. yeah, baby? explain more science and biology to me go on. next you're gonna explain more of my interests to me. can you explain to me what music is too? FTGO

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hot take, but if a book is less than 400 pages, the paperback copy shouldn't be more than $15 🤷‍♀️ no fucking sense i gotta spend $20 for a book

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at the bar jukebox but im drunk off cheap tequila and queueing up 10 Cake songs

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I shouldn't be working... I should be a stay at home gf who games and reads all day then cooks him a nice dinner so he'll buy me more books

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me and cashton in that pink limousine

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had a dream I was at a bar and Tom Cruise showed up for someone's birthday. he got a crush on me bc he liked the colors of the icons on my phone and wanted to buy me expensive in-game bundles so hopefully im manifesting it 🤞🙏

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kids these days dont know what Magcon or O2L is. they dont know Shawn Mendes' roots...

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NHL watching their tiktok blow up rn 😳

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if you play heartbreak girl at my funeral and I dont wake up... then im really gone 😔

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I hate asking for tv show recs and they say the boys. how about kill yourself and get better taste

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"what if your favorite celebrity is on the list" there is no way my favorite actor, Donald J. Trump, is on there

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if u take a picture of me ur allowed to look at it ONCE, then delete it and kys

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why are all edibles sweet snacks? make me some fries bitch

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grammarly keeps trying to "correct" the word "organized" into "organise" so yall really need to proof read and spell check manually before submitting assignments xx

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killing myself in front of my professor bc she doesn't know how to give you all the information

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for my IC3 final exam we have simulation questions that show different OS. every time I have a question that is for a Mac i get distressed because why is it so stupid and ugly

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my boyfriends sister recently got engaged and ive been constantly stressing him tf out by talking abt our hypothetical wedding

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"but she's into drummers"

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amnesia is dropping in ranks 💔

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for my birthday i need cigarettes pls