Adam Caperton

Wine Guy/Chef/Writer/Sometimes Drummer (former Not Shakespeare)---
Lives in Virginia ---
Oceans to Appalachians

[Adam Caperton @forknbottle]

@DanGlesack_ Would seem a nice towel w logo is acceptable... Lots of uses and memories...

[Adam Caperton @forknbottle]

@MikeNellis She's going to be the worst of the whole family... Quite an achievement...

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@cturnbull1968 We cannot have nice things without these assholes attaching themselves to everything...

[Lloyd Cole @Lloyd_Cole]

I wrote a little something about Bowie in the 1970's for my Substack people. By no means definitive, just my thoughts most of a lifetime later. https://t.co/eMfUz0RGCp

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@CalltoActivism She should have slapped the fuck out of him when he touched her... What an asshole...

[Adam Caperton @forknbottle]

@Acyn "My people were tighter..."

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@RpsAgainstTrump Looks like he's 12 years old...

[Adam Caperton @forknbottle]

@Acyn The slurring... Sounds like his teeth are popping out...

[Adam Caperton @forknbottle]

@benfowlkesMMA "Hopefully they are going to have a great marriage" sure is a ringing endorsement LOL...

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@RobertJMolnar Sounds like the dentures are ready to pop out...

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@Logically_JC There are no @kroger in DC (They do own Harris Teeter which are there) FACT!!! Also, @kroger produce is just the absolute worst...

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@WhiteHouse Wow, did Columbus ever pay $4.60 a gallon for regular gas like I did today?

[Adam Caperton @forknbottle]

@MikeJohnson Damn right, asshole... And you will be held accountable and your false religious pontifications will not help you...

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@Lloyd_Cole @jaycaspiankang @PGATOUR @Lloyd_Cole perfect!

[Adam Caperton @forknbottle]

@PGATOUR @PGAChampionship It's called a tee time for a reason... As in life, don't be late for a meeting or appointment... Be early... It serves you well and is respectful to be on time not just for yourself but everyone involved...

[Adam Caperton @forknbottle]

@RonFilipkowski OOF... Trump just cannot get over physical appearances... Such a sad man...

[Adam Caperton @forknbottle]

@atrupar Man, does @seanhannity ever get tired of sucking @realDonaldTrump balls... It must be so exhausting...

[Adam Caperton @forknbottle]

@tomcolicchio His empire is collapsing and on an irreversable decline...

[Adam Caperton @forknbottle]

@Acyn I thought it happened because you can't have Operation Epic Fury and Project Freedom happening at the same time?

[Adam Caperton @forknbottle]

@atrupar #pleaseclap