Ham

I like sports and comedy.

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

After several years, I have finally watched a video by Mr. Beast and it literally felt like I was watching the daily routine of one of those insane Roman Emperors

[keegan @FranziaMom]

every relationship needs one person who says “What else has he been in” while watching something and one person who excitedly reads their IMDB out loud

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

💀💀💀 accurate

[alex lambert @alexlambert13]

I would love to know how many Minnesota living rooms are having a conversation about how this rain would be so much snow if it was colder

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I always feel awful for the elves. You took the job 80 years ago to make some whimsical rocking horses, 4 parts tops. And now you're soldering an iPad motherboard with your arthritic, cinnamon-scented hands. A brutal gig.

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

@Ink3dwitch @DocBLaw This would have been the sign for me to not move in 💀

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

@Bornakang 1st place is the most basic Halloween costume that everyone did too 😭

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

@halomancer1 @69lad420 This is a terrible comeback 😂

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

A short horror story:

There's a lice outbreak at school.

The same school that gave everyone matching winter hats at the beginning of the school year.

School doesn't inform parents of said outbreak and children are not sent home for lice or required to treat in order to return.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Can you die from being super sleepy

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

All the Americans going to buy a #GCKuss jersey just to find out shipping is €37.75

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

@LeTour the new green for the green jersey is horrible we have not been able to find the sprinter SO many times due to this awful shade. Go back to the other one!

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

THANK YOU my husband and I thought we were going crazy - no one has mentioned it. It's so hard to see.

[Cate 🇺🇦 @catdashcate]

Something very important that has needed to be said for three weeks:

I hate the new shade of green for the green jersey. Hate it. #TourdeFrance

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

What an absolutely BONKERS ride from Vindegaard. Absolutely inhuman. Not sure how I feel about UAE's decision to have Pogacar switch bikes, but by no means did Pogacar have a bad day either - Vindegaard just had an exceptional one!

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

@ask_aubry I shouldn't say "deal" I should say "help" because that's what scare 4th and 5th graders need, help, when that happens.

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

@ask_aubry I've worked in an elementary school and, firsthand, had to deal with girls getting their periods for the first time.

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

@excusemypsyche @RadioMadison @SIRIUSXM @altnation I am a loud bubbly person. I think it's because she just sounds very forced and overexaggerated imo

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who can't stand @radiomadison 😭 we only have @SiriusXM for @AltNation and we're literally cancelling it because of her. It's like nails on a chalkboard. The most obnoxious, annoying radio personality I have ever heard 🙃

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

@dudewtfikr @RadioMadison @SIRIUSXM @altnation It came with the car but we kept it for the channel since it was cheap 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

@excusemypsyche @RadioMadison @SIRIUSXM @altnation I'm honestly shocked. My husband and I change the channel when she's talking. I really wasn't expecting her to have any fans at all 😬

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

@genestaysrockin @RadioMadison @SIRIUSXM @altnation That's only available on the app, though. We just turn it on in the car and don't have the app.

[Ham @Forky_Rude]

I thought the point of @SiriusXM in our car was so we WOULDN'T have to listen to obnoxious radio personalities constantly 😅 and yes I know "on the app" you can listen without them but I want to be able to just put the station on in the car.