Peter Mackay For PM (Parody)

I stabbed David Orchard in the back and destroyed the Progressive Conservative Party of Canada, now I'm Coming for Andrew Scheer and the CPC. I'm MCGA part II

[Peter Mackay For PM (Parody) @ForMackay]

They are worth every penny. You can thank "journalists" like @sunlorrie for 10 years of @stephenharper. They dropped the ball on @AndrewScheer but will do better for me. Won't you Lorrie? Andy is putting a little extra in the envelope marked "Office Supplies" for you
#cdnmedia

[Tsiehta ⚛️💉💉💉😷🏳️‍🌈 @Tsiehta]

When reading anything from @sunlorrie and others at the Conservative American owned #PostMedia, keep in mind, they are not journalists but paid professional contrarians, nothing else and offer nothing of value in these uncertain times, like #FauxNews.
#FakeNews #cdnmedia

[Peter Mackay For PM (Parody) @ForMackay]

Think about it, would you try to grow your limbs back if Justin was giving you free money? I sure as hell wouldn't, and look at all those great parking spots you get. Man you're so lucky!

#cdnpoli @PeterMacKay @CPC_HQ

[Tsiehta ⚛️💉💉💉😷🏳️‍🌈 @Tsiehta]

Waiting for @AndrewScheer, @ErinOTooleMP, @PeterMacKay and others in the @CPC_HQ to say that @JustinTrudeau, by giving those with disabilities free money, it's discouraging them from trying to grow their limbs back.
#cdnpoli #ABC

[Peter Mackay For PM (Parody) @ForMackay]

Of course, if we can "convince" a child that they need the 'conversion therapy' or risk going to hell and then that child 'agrees' to the 'therapy', that would be ok.

That should appease my #alright #Evangelical base while pretending to care

#LGBTQ #cdnpoli

[Peter MacKay @PeterMacKay]

Forcing a child into ‘conversion therapy’ is child abuse and it absolutely must be banned. Derek’s remarks are reprehensible.

https://t.co/8wxGaW7B4f

[Peter Mackay For PM (Parody) @ForMackay]

I have already been taking notes:

-Ignore advisors
-Ignore rule of law
-Walk around with bible to fool #Evangelicals
-Militarize the police
-Shoot peaceful demonstrators in the head
-Act crazy

Hell, we've already been doing most of that for years

#cdnpoli @CPC_HQ @PeterMacKay

[Andrew Scheers (Parody, or is it?) @ScheersAndrew]

BREAKING
Communique from the Conservative Party of Canada

I want Canadians to rest assured that we in the @CPC_HQ are watching the events that is unfolding in #America under @realDonaldTrump very close. We want to learn how he does it

Thank you

@AndrewScheer
Leader (For Now)

[Peter Mackay For PM (Parody) @ForMackay]

What, did you actually think that I got to where I am today on brains and hard work? There was a reason why they called me the "Head" Politician when I was in the @CPC_HQ.
Almost worked too, feeling better about it this time :-)
I gotta go get some Voltaren for my knees
#cdnpoli

[Tsiehta ⚛️💉💉💉😷🏳️‍🌈 @Tsiehta]

@PeterMacKay Looking at @PeterMacKay's face I would venture a guess that @stephenharper "came" by for a visit. 😂🤣
#cdnpoli #sycophant

[Peter Mackay For PM (Parody) @ForMackay]

I got this:
No
No
Attack
We're hoping Michelle stays there, worth ever cent.

This is easy!
#cdnpoli @PeterMacKay @CPC_HQ

[Tsiehta ⚛️💉💉💉😷🏳️‍🌈 @Tsiehta]

@CPC_HQ -Will you finally condemn racism with actions and not words
-Will you cut ties with the hate group Proud Boys
-Will you ever have a policy or is it just attacking Justin all the time
-Will @michellerempel pay back her salary after running to Oklahoma for a booty call

[Peter Mackay For PM (Parody) @ForMackay]

Kathryn Marshall, the wife of Hamish Marshall, former boss of the founder of the hate group Proud Boys. Like convicted felon @ConradMBlack, it's seems the @nationalpost will give a column to any POS. Good thing for us Conservatives I'd say!
@Lawsome_ #cdnmedia #cdnpoli

[National Post @nationalpost]

Kathryn Marshall: Trudeau cancelled scrutiny of his government, and Singh was happy to help https://t.co/Pkw61pUWlt

[Peter Mackay For PM (Parody) @ForMackay]

@denisebatters @Lawsome I agree Denise, that's our job, #Amirite
I mean we had shutting down the government to save our ass down to a science, brings a tear to my eye every time I think about it. Can't wait to become PM so we can do it again.
#cdnpoli
https://t.co/K5IqGppkGQ

[Peter Mackay For PM (Parody) @ForMackay]

@AshaSethSenator @SenateCA Where do I send the cheque Asha! Worth every cent!

[Peter Mackay For PM (Parody) @ForMackay]

That was a totally different and understandable reason. We shut down the government 4 times to prevent us from getting our asses handed to us on a vote of non-confidence. Plus a few of us were just a few months shy of being able to collect our golden pensions.
#cdnpoli

[Tsiehta ⚛️💉💉💉😷🏳️‍🌈 @Tsiehta]

@PeterMacKay About that shutting down government Petey!

Those that try to forget history are doomed to have it slapped in their hypocritical face!

PS: What makes Norman a hero? Is it because he agrees with you? Low standard to become a hero.
#cdnpoli #hypocrisy

https://t.co/KyJG5QaVrO

[Tsiehta ⚛️💉💉💉😷🏳️‍🌈 @Tsiehta]

@ErinOTooleMP, if bullshit had a face.
Had to blank out his Royal Canadian Air force jacket, I don't think that ass hat deserves to wear it.
#cdnpoli

[Tsiehta ⚛️💉💉💉😷🏳️‍🌈 @Tsiehta]

Headline: Two weeks after the researchers injected human stem cells into the developing mouse embryos, one of the newborn mice exhibited 4% human cells

That's nothing, the @CPC_HQ has an MP's that is 100% weasel, 0% human.

#cdnpoli @PierrePoilievre

https://t.co/WsEKlTBZzR

[Peter Mackay For PM (Parody) @ForMackay]

It won't be an issue if we are elected, trust me!

[Tsiehta ⚛️💉💉💉😷🏳️‍🌈 @Tsiehta]

So what part of socialism in Canada do you think @PierrePoilievre, the @CPC_HQ MP with the multi-million dollar taxpayer funded pension, hates the most?

Social safety net
Free Healthcare
Old Age Security
Feeding the Poor
Unemployment Insurance
Low rent housing

#TheOnePercent

[Andrew Scheers (Parody, or is it?) @ScheersAndrew]

Good luck Peter, have you ever talked to @denisebatters, @LindaFrum or @SenatorHousakos? The scare the sh!t out of me, they are, what do the kids call it? Cra-Cra
Don't forget that #BattyBatters has faith Goldy and the white nationalist network on her side!
#cdnpoli

[Peter Mackay For PM (Parody) @ForMackay]

Ha Ha, good one @brianlilley, if anyone should be tossed for giving bad advice it's you but....You are one of us. You've already sold you so called soul to support the cause so in turn, as distasteful as it is, we have to support you! Go Brian!
#cdnpoli #cdnmedia

[Tsiehta ⚛️💉💉💉😷🏳️‍🌈 @Tsiehta]

The day that Canada takes advice from @brianlilley, founding member of Rebel Media, which brought us such greats as white nationalist Faith Goldy & Gavin McInnes, founder of the hate group Proud Boys is the day we're finished
#altright #cdnmedia #FakeNews
https://t.co/3NL61FtzUj