TheFormalMistake

You know that feeling of complete uselessness you feel when you walk into a room and forget why you did? I'm the living embodiment of that feeling.

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Finally got around to making a new video, and it only took me 4 years

https://t.co/vzXdn21bbK

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This feels like something the travel agent from The Truman Show would have on her wall

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Are planes crashing more often? https://t.co/eySKEHwSyc

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You're telling me that Tesco's US branch was called "Fresh & Easy"? Feel like they would have had more success with "Submissive & Bread-able" @Tesco if you're in need of a marketing campaign manager just hit me up

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According to the Bible, Jesus saw every sin of man, both past and future, in the Garden of Gethsemane. So technically speaking there is no way to deny that his last thoughts could have been about Underground Ernie

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I just know he is turning over in his landfill

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Tbf they do all spin

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This new FNAF game is going to be pretty weird

[ITV News @itvnews]

New security guidelines introduced for Taylor Swift's five nights at Wembley
https://t.co/yOPUlLskvI

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I'm becoming more and more convinced that Jacob Rees-Mogg is just two kids in a trench coat

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Saw “Madame Web” at the theater.

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I don't know what all the fuss is about the Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow, they've been there since the very beginning

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I will pay anything for Ringo's movie to just be a 2 hour slideshow of him showing off his MS Paint Art. Not one mention of The Beatles.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

4 separate biopic films are in the works about each member of The Beatles to all release in theaters in 2027.

Sam Mendes will direct each film which will be interconnected stories, one from each band member’s POV.

(Source: Deadline)

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Talking to your therapist when the shadow man appears again

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A pie chart with the spending breakdown of my last holiday:

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Josh Hutcherson's best villain role:

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@wiseconnector Finally, a space to home my giant document

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The BBC really just said; "We ain't got Kung Fu Panda 2, is Kung Fu Panda Holiday ok?"

[BBC One @BBCOne]

Mince pies at the ready! Here’s your Christmas schedule for @BBCOne… 🥧

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Scientist: "It turns out they do in fact have wings."

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Birds' genetic secrets revealed in global DNA study https://t.co/tBTAFvbvHz

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Huh i wonder why "X Æ A-12" is trending. I wonder if it's some sort of new scientific breakthr...