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[velveeta underground @formalravioli]

Why didn’t Maresca control the ball for Andrey 😡😡😡😡😡

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Here he goes again

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@NizaarKinsella lol

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@socialaskan GO Ms

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

THAT IS NUMBER 60 FOR CAL!!! HISTORY!

[velveeta underground @formalravioli]

@pourfairelevide I’m glad it’s not just me!

[velveeta underground @formalravioli]

I always laugh at the end of the long description of the native warriors descending on the gang when one of them just says “oh my god”

There’s lots of humor in his books intentional or otherwise

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

Blood Meridian is a great novel and everything but I feel like we don’t talk enough about how goofy and Buster Keaton-esque so much of the violence is. Everyone’s getting bonked on the head with whiskey bottles or slipping in the mud and waking up seeing stars

[velveeta underground @formalravioli]

@socialaskan Why can’t anyone on this app ever qualify their praise I stg. Everything is a “masterpiece” or “the work of the century” what happened to being pretty good

[velveeta underground @formalravioli]

@wossa_3 I bought into the “Maresca wants Fermin” over the summer just because of how much he glazes cucu for understanding space

[velveeta underground @formalravioli]

@sthsthburner I’m so annoyed we didn’t get to see him at Roma

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I would have a mental breakdown if I got to eat unlimited high quality sushi every day for all of undergrad and then had to start cooking my own food. Good luck to these kids

[velveeta underground @formalravioli]

@punished_stu The emo revival has spread to Central America

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@mertcentury RIP

[velveeta underground @formalravioli]

Conversely every city has that one rug store that’s been having its “store closing- all must go” sale for the last 4 years

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Every neighborhood has that one storefront with signs in the windows for a business that’s been “coming soon” for the last 2 years

[velveeta underground @formalravioli]

@toedwhirl Inshallah

[velveeta underground @formalravioli]

@toedwhirl Only 1 per Nizaar

[velveeta underground @formalravioli]

Dr. Paul Bunion, MD
Podiatrist

[velveeta underground @formalravioli]

Fell for it again case number 15,397,232

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

This guy fucking sucks rn I'm sorry

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo