John Forman

life isn't Ista

[Steve Evets @Evetssteve4]

#Glastonbury2025 as seen through the eyes of #FarmerJim #Brassic @skytv @NOW @NetflixUK @calamityfilmsuk @glastonbury 🤷‍♂️ Jim has no filter 🤷‍♂️

[John Forman @forman1905]

Exeter Goalie is never going to make school in the morning at this rate #ExeterCity

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@adiFamily_ This is the greatest film no one talks about from start to finish

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

TELLY GOLD: On Bryan Robson’s birthday, a reminder of his cameo on “Jossy's Giants”.

Criminally beaten to the BAFTA by Michael Gambon in 1987.

Robbery. Absolute robbery.

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@elonmusk

[STV News @STVNews]

A Romanian grooming gang has been convicted of trafficking and raping ten vulnerable women in Dundee.

https://t.co/Yz8DVOf1KR

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@rossmchardy72 Oooooft

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@soi6cufc Are you selling the size 10 Paul by any chance

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@90sfootball Charlie Nicholas

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@liamgallagher Will the wrist band still work this time round

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@KatieForman

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@liamgallagher No Mac Moray festival come on mate

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@ChelsTransfer @Plettigoal @SkySportDE Most overrated manager in the EPL this season done nothing won nothing

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https://t.co/jkpriQsTpA

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@easyballinside I had to go round the back of hers to collect it before filling

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That proud moment when you have to go next door and ask your 80 year old neighbour if you can use her glass recycling bin #binnight #recycling

[John Forman @forman1905]

It's what Britain has become

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[John Forman @forman1905]

@sportamericani Nice one

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@pidge40 Were lovin Big Ange as well

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@FBAwayDays Inverness