formerlynoly

they see me nolan, they hatin

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gone but not forgotten

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

This app has been a festering pus on the global internet collective

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clicking "jump to recipe" on a cooking site

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what a 20 something eats for dinner in a week:
- $60 delivered sandwich
- bowl of bullshit
- ig reel creamy marry me trader joes kimchi bake
- ice soup
- NYT recipe that siphons their life force

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people dont say nice reference anymore they say “deep pull””

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most evil human being in the world:
hold on guys need to upload this to strava

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The Summer I Turned Goated

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white people with their cats be like “gochujang no!!!”

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the protagonists in GTA VI

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you think when the cameras are off they call spongebob just bob?

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uber driver trying to talk to me saying “do you like deftones?”

nah bro be quiet and drive (far away) 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

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the WHAT HORSE??

[clarice | I ❤️ HOL HORSE @COASTERAUTISM]

this design is good but i really would've preferred them showing the whole horse yknow

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Peak daytime cable shows (no order):
- Bar Rescue
- American Pickers
- Discovery Channel during Shark Week
- How It’s Made
- Dirty Jobs
HMs:
- River Monsters
- First 48

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@cheapiemac @rone barstool cheapie

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three vodka seltzers in me riding the SEPTA trolley

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watching bobs burgers and laughing along with their asinine whimsy

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no they didnt

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Cannes selection team watched 2909 films this year to select films for their festival.

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smoking on that shit that made pride prejudice

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for the 20th anniversary of ‘PRIDE & PREDJUDICE’, starring Keira Knightley & Matthew Macfadyen

The film will be re-released in theaters on April 20.

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The 4 Oscar voters also stated they wanted an additional screen in the theater playing “Subway Surfers gameplay” or “Family Guy funny moments” for movies that are over 2 hours long.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

4 anonymous Oscar voters all said they didn’t watch ‘DUNE: PART 2’ and abstained from ranking it on their Best Picture ballot.

“The first Dune, I couldn't get through; I'm not rushing for another 3 hours of Dune”

(Source: https://t.co/6lIlCzIkBx)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

4 anonymous Oscar voters all said they didn’t watch ‘DUNE: PART 2’ and abstained from ranking it on their Best Picture ballot.

“The first Dune, I couldn't get through; I'm not rushing for another 3 hours of Dune”

(Source: https://t.co/6lIlCzIkBx)

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

"Crawling" by Linkin Park as featured in Cartoon Network Australia's Gundam Wing Toonami :30 spot for broadcast (2002)