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former femcel, retired abg, current mad scientist

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modern day wuthering heights but heathcliff is a crypto scammer that dumped a coin and cathy is a middling small town instagram influencer with bad lip filler

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

hunter biden has proven that the best way to become cool and well adjusted is to do drugs and have sex

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@andimgladofit I’m actually going to crush some caffeine pills in and see what happens 😎

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who is building diet coke with 200 mg of caffeine in it

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so called “rationalists” are being emotional and crashing out in my mentions bc they can’t fathom a difference of opinion and life style smh, ngmi

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yeah i wanna get knocked up by some dude who goes to sex parties and live in Berkeley that sounds exactly like the life i dreamed for myself as a little girl

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@Nyct0phil3_x @Aella_Girl it does not, but logically why would anyone react well to advice from someone who is being condescending while also living a life they do not even remotely strive for. Again, irritating at best

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yeah i wanna get knocked up by some dude who goes to sex parties and live in Berkeley that sounds exactly like the life i dreamed for myself as a little girl

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

everyone’s like “you can’t give advice about meeting someone, you just got lucky met your husband at an orgy. that’s just totally random and not something anyone else can do!”

you guys. i literally put on a sexy outfit and went to a party centered around one of my interests, and then met a person who shares my interests and personality type. this is the most traditional way to meet a spouse. it could have been bowling, or trivia, or tap dancing.

i’m sorry to be the one to say it, but you’re all ngmi.

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@Aella_Girl That’s great but no one wants to be spoken down to in that way from someone who admittedly leads a fringe life style and has had a baby for 4 months it’s irritating at best

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@uPrice11 @squirtle_says the part where she condescendingly said we’re all ngmi bc no one wants to take advice from a fluffer? yes obviously

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knicks going to finals has made me realize that anything truly is possible and manifestation is probably real ngl

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@yeahshorebud Hiiiiii

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me n who

[Jim @De_godfather07]

A new shape called the scutoid has been discovered in our cells.

[Couture is Beyond @CoutureIsBeyond]

Congratulations to Ming Xi & Mario Ho! 🤍

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

my boyfriend escaped last night. If you find him please let me know. i am worried sick. he is an indoor boyfriend and has never been outside

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same

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#grateful

[Naz @nazbowling102]

An uncomfortable amount of the economy is powered by men in their 40's working 60 hours a week to drop thousands of dollars on women two decades younger than they are

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@Balzze_ did they ask u if u go to certain meetings??

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sometimes ill take an uber instead of a waymo so i can have an older brown man remind me that im still beautiful, young and to stay in school and to not marry some loser because im a princess and the world is my oyster

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Aná @annamo_ana]

In the mood.