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One time dox survivor || retardmaxxer || paco lopez hater || 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹 || brayden randle, cam smith, and tony finau super fan

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@RufusSeymo85 When you order the redheaded slut but they accidentally bring you the brain hemorrhage

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@pisshamster Dammit

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Does anyone know how to get into falconing? Seems like it would be so sick

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@brooksbstone I was kind of thinking of this in terms of foids who would otherwise be attractive yk

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A lot of troons got really mad at this for some reason. Trust me, these 3 things are not the reason YOU are horribly repulsive

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Most unattractive things a girl can do:

1. Have tattoos
2. Be on birth control/SSRIs
3. Smoke weed

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@ApollonianRubby @henderson_85867 Yeah, sue me for going to the school with the best culture in the country and all the girls are blonde and thin

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Most unattractive things a girl can do:

1. Have tattoos
2. Be on birth control/SSRIs
3. Smoke weed

[The Great American Explorer on 35mm @35mmAmerican]

Any “Straight man” that says shit like “take advantage of me” about a woman needs to be thrown off a roof.

We are far too conservative with capital punishment in this country.

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@richardtuggin @azsnowman1992 If you like trashy hoes, that’s your prerogative bud

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@paisleycannons Idk being undesirable ig

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@henderson_85867 Bc it’s gay and natural slave coded

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@SpecialEdmund

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Hell yeah 88 followers, HH brother #greatday

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No way I got 6 million impressions in the last 7 days!!!!! Where are my Elonbucks???

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@litebeerasschug But it sucks (yes I bench more than I squat)

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Do NOT look at this guy’s page

[Z @SapioCereal]

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@TrevorOfficialR Or some big fat tits

[Make Gio Scotti Skinny Again Groyper @DrRemilio]

Foids when they go thru their boyfriends phone and find out he isnt cheating on them

[Mav @NoMavericks]

Burnerfags saying “rape me 🥵” to women, nigga YOU ARE the gay son!

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@briandoziergoat Ah, the one that got away then

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No way I got 6 million impressions in the last 7 days!!!!! Where are my Elonbucks???