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Shat my pants attempting a confident fart

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If you can’t figure out 20% of any number in your head, I think you might actually be retarded.

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James Harden’s braids finally loosened up. Them shits was way too tight.

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I fucking love Pluribus. Thank you @rheaseehorn

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My Twitter feed is solely porn and grave injustice.

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BEST WYCARO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I finally won gold stakes in balatro and my dick feels so big rn

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Need a white girl to speak in tongues on my mister

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@kimberlycongdon Ivanka bites the bullet-sized boner

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Crazy how every election I’ve voted for someone I don’t trust to defeat someone I can’t stand. No wonder I’m 1 for 3.

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Good to see the Browns living up to their name again 💩

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@olliesblog @SammyJReacts Mines cooler

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

BREAKING NEWS: Spider-Man 2 just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

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Someone get that Deshaun kid a massage

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Cleveland puts the gay in tailgate

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How can anyone like Linkin Park that much?

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Yesterday the Nurse Practitioner at CVS said my ears were clean. So I guess my hearing just sucks.

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@bertkreischer The Machine

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The rich are helpless and deserve to be eaten.

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Can I invest in Bryce James?

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Michelle needs to throw her hat in the ring with Bernie as VP. He earned 10 million votes in 2020. They would shred trump like a commercial lawnmower.