Matthew Tyler

Sagittarius so you know I’m an optimist

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

You’re so vain you probably think this subtweet is about you

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

No one:
Me: The @onepeloton app has great workouts and guided runs and I really like them you should check them out

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

@marietalksalot

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

Everyone who read Life of Pi in high school, now THAT was social distancing

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

@true_tea The real Amazing Race apparently is trying to find toilet paper

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

So do you think it’s a bad time to audition for the Amazing Race?

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

@bradendecker FYI Peloton app is free for 90 days and has in app workouts for at home

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

As a therapist, I can confirm

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

@alliezayyy YESSSSSS!!!!

[Amanda Drum @AmandaDrum]

Hey, I’m in a podcast! Listen to my poor mic etiquette and my BFF @Mathaniel and I talk about what #NapoleonDynamite would look like as a Movie in 2020: https://t.co/V5sqMuiVjm

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

Go listen to us!

[Amanda Drum @AmandaDrum]

Hey, I’m in a podcast! Listen to my poor mic etiquette and my BFF @Mathaniel and I talk about what #NapoleonDynamite would look like as a Movie in 2020: https://t.co/V5sqMuiVjm

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

I’ve been having a love affair with Crab Rangoon lately

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

Nice to see my nightmares are trending

[liz🛸 @hagbaby420]

my only two new years resolutions are to:
1) release my inhibitions
2) feel the rain on my skin

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

Just found out Legends of the Hidden Temple is rebooting for adults and I’m setting up the camera for my audition tape now in the suburban jungle of Tampa

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

Another day of returning to twitter to see everything I missed from @bradendecker apparently

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

Every time I open up twitter my only notifications are just reminders that @bradendecker has tweets I missed.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

joseph: what a night

mary: truly magical, and the baby's perfect

joseph: mhm.

mary:

joseph:

mary:

joseph: is it me though or was that kid with the drums—

mary: oh SUPER fucking weird yeah

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

Inflatable decorations are NOT acceptable Christmas decorations, they’re lazy. Let’s be clear on that

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

@linzcap Oh wait this tweet was super old my bad!!!!

[Matthew Tyler @formerMathaniel]

@linzcap You’ve made it through 100% of bad days so far, you got this :)