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Dad to one, new to streaming. I once ate 100 chicken wings in a single sitting. Follow me on Twitch. #wifeaggro #kidddos

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

Tolerance break will be over tonight. Going to get so high St. Peter is going to ask me, "what are you doing up here?"

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

All the Thai food in my stomach. This a bi-weekly tweet now.

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

@TempoReynad Your quote made the NY Post about Lea. Great job. https://t.co/AOivvsmpIg

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

A last ditch effort to remain relevant, but somehow it has made his run at presidency seem even less legitimate. https://t.co/2r5dtvCpdA

[Fire Breather Heartbreaker @shirleyquinn77]

Ted Cruz picked Carly Fiorina as his running mate because Ann Coulter wasn't available???

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

I suppose it has become a The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza kind of day.

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

When work has me disappointed in all of humanity. Botch - O Fortuna https://t.co/oe6m0jvUsY

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

I wonder how much vodka I could drink at work before anyone would notice.

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

My wife reminded me of the word "merch" the other day. That's my new go to word for weed. I need to buy some merch.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

So after some back and forth, UFC decided to send a camera crew to his kids' school & will stream the recital live to DC's phone later today

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Cormier's kids had a school recital Wednesday PM that he absolutely did not want to miss. It was a big deal to him to be there. ...

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

@StreamerNews @towelthetank @TeePublic Never wanted a streamer shirt before, but that red one is pretty dope. Nice job.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones 2 is the new main event for UFC 200 on July 9, it was just announced on "Good Morning America."

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

Thank god its a title fight that has real implications in the sport and not an exhibition usurping two title fights. https://t.co/HrQPd2XXub

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones 2 is the new main event for UFC 200 on July 9, it was just announced on "Good Morning America."

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

Tomorrow we're to wear denim to support survivors of sexual violence. I wear jeans and oppose sexual violence everyday. How will they know?

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

Jay-Z is just lucky that his dick wasn't tossed from a moving car into a field. #lemonade

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

Spent more time awake last night than asleep. Can't focus. Researching the origin of the word "fiddlesticks" instead of working diligently.

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

Is it possible to still contract swine flu? Because I might have it. And if I do, can I call it "pig virus" to make it sound more intense?

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

@ByronBernstein Write "I will not get banned from Twitch for accidental brief moments of porn" 10080 times.

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

There is just so much "reality" being forced down our throats. If you don't enjoy a little escapism, then go be distracted, but leave me be.

[psiloTV @formerpsilo]

Unreal. No Milwaukee date? Going to try to make it to Madison then. https://t.co/d1wxGb3jPm