nicole kidman’s wig

sociological study conducted by Harvard University

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

left my drink in the fridge uncovered and now it tastes like fridge

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[sara @snugtf]

[unwashed hair voice] i’m unlovable

[nicole kidman’s wig @formluss]

@chlumbucket one could argue that beautiful people face less strife than their counterparts (uglies).

[nicole kidman’s wig @formluss]

@josh550am 4 chicks in green

[nicole kidman’s wig @formluss]

@capybaroness ADHD music

[nicole kidman’s wig @formluss]

@kissmeriver He’s always at the scene of the crime

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when people turn 30 they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[໊ @buffys]

the way california about to have a republican governor for the first time in 20 years because yall won’t get up and vote for tom steyer

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

Thank you for being Nice to me

[َ @ungodlywests]

oh megan thee princess diana

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

GIVE MEGAN A BAZOOKA

[nicole kidman’s wig @formluss]

@ladymisskay_ MOTHER

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

Only one chance in this lifetime…

Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him.

I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.