Samantha Armstrong

high fives are free

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

@RealSkipBayless Too little too late Skip. You’re missing ALL of the points.

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

@RealSkipBayless Cancel @RealSkipBayless

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

Efficiency rating of double mask below the nose: 100%

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

@HofSpillane @jimrome Haters gonna hate brah

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

@jk_OnFire I’m just catching up here but you’ll probably have 3k orders to fill tomorrow

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

I hate this so much but am so grateful to have so many people to miss everyday @its_me_spence

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

Being pregnant during quarantine means I get to plan my days around meals and where they are coming from.

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

@LargeBarstool can you tweet your mocktail recipe? 🤰🏼round two and sick of water! Also a great NA option is @lagunitasbeer Hoppy Refresher if you need one. 10/10 from a beer snob 👍🏻

[WGRZ @WGRZ]

Last, but most certainly not least, Gene McCarthy’s in Buffalo will face St. Gabriel’s in Elma.

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

To the parents taking their kids trick-or-treating in East Aurora right now, you are the REAL MVP’s.

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

@JeremyWGR Sending so much love your way 💓

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

@jk_OnFire The thing about screen protectors is that they don’t actually cover the *entire* screen 😒

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

You know you’re an adult when you drop your phone and shatter the screen on a Friday morning. Completely sober. With your dog and toddler in tow.

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

@MissMargoPrice is a fucking BAD ASS. You rock girl 💪🏻💪🏻

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

Come on!! Give em a vote!! #Wallenweins

[WGRZ @WGRZ]

🏆IT'S CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK! 🏆There are two fish fries left standing, but only one can be the winner. VOTE NOW! The winner will be announced Friday morning on #Daybreak. 🍽️🐟🐠🍽️

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

@KayceSmith I am DYING with this saggy vs soggy convo 🤣🤣

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

@WGRZ Wallenweins

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

1) turns on TV
2) Scrolls through DirecTV, HBONow, Netflix, Hulu and Prime.
*Ugh. Nothing to watch.
Happy Saturday

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

Recently when I stand up and hear creaking idk if it’s my hardwood floors or my body 😱 #rip #oldaf

[Samantha Armstrong @formrmisstimkey]

Big, big fan of @BarstoolBrkfast , but c’mon @willcolon66 don’t hate on Buffalo!! We have a lot to offer in WNY, not just the food which is arguably the best in the world cc:@LargeBarstool