Perkinskiii 💭

English teacher/struggling author. | Girl dad | Whiskey may or may not be responsible for most of my appalling life choices. | Pessimistic optimist.

[Perkinskiii 💭 @forperksake]

Called in sick to work one day. Saw one of my students at the beach. We nodded as we both realized we were skipping my class. #IGotCaught

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Oink, oink.

[Etan Thomas @etanthomas36]

“There is no where in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil and how you die does not redeem how you lived. You don’t become a hero in death when you are a weapon of the enemy in life”
~Pastor Howard John-Wesley
of Alfred Street Baptist Church
In DC #CharlieKirk

[The SurgeCast @TheSurgeCast]

9 weeks away 😅

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Who did this? 😂

[Perkinskiii 💭 @forperksake]

@walsha The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Hopeful it works but honestly won’t be surprised when I read the “Atlanta NHL team moving to new city” article in a decade or two.

[Perkinskiii 💭 @forperksake]

@RpsAgainstTrump 8647.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

She’s absolutely correct ‼️Pro-life, but defunding Healthcare and essential services for children‼️ They like to call themselves pro life because it gives them a sense of moral high ground.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

The Booth Cam is back!

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Yadi had a CANNON and wasn't afraid to use it 💪

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

The most legendary mound visit of all-time 😂

[🅰️ THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE YOUR WORLD CHAMPIONS @abzMCFC___]

why can’t he just give me a billion? he won’t even notice it

[Perkinskiii 💭 @forperksake]

@TalkinYanks @JonHeyman Clearly the man only wanted money rather than a legacy. Enjoy 15-years of up and down mediocrity in Queens.

[Perkinskiii 💭 @forperksake]

@josephperson While this result sucks, we’ve honestly looked like a more complete team the last 4 games. Two wins, and two close almost wins. After the way this season started, it’s tough not to see a bit of a bright side.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

tf you mean? we literally just watched him do it?

[Perkinskiii 💭 @forperksake]

@realDonaldTrump

[Perkinskiii 💭 @forperksake]

@BaddiesBae_ Softball players are just 🥵🥵🥵

[Perkinskiii 💭 @forperksake]

@JohnnyLoveless

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

MAGA's,

I want to make this perfectly clear.

I voted for Kamala Harris.

But she lost.

Your guy won.

I will not be trying to join the "winning team" and become friendly to this abomination known as MAGA.

No, I will be checking the cost of eggs. Daily.

The cost of gas. Daily.

The cost of housing. Daily.

Automobiles. Daily. Rent. Daily. Food. Daily. The situation at the border. Daily.

As the Lord is my witness, you BETTER have the price of everything down with ZERO excuses.

The border better be shut as a motherplucka.

You taunted us for FOUR YEARS saying Biden sucks and your guy can fix everything.

So do it.

Or I will drag your MAGA asses across the galaxy and to Orions Belt and back.

The level of mockery I will put you through if Trump doesn't accomplish exactly at least 90% what he promised will be historical.

You have been put notice.

Not get the fuck out of my Ted talk.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

It's 100% true.