Alisdair Kirkland

Hadrian's wall was built for a reason, I am that reason

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia I thought so

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia I slipped the tea in my bag while he was in the loo

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia Alright really. Marianne's been in Paris this last week
Had lunch with Artie, no bruising

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia I couldn't agree more

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia *winces* I understand that
Ian pulled sheep duty this spring

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia That's good to hear

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia *hands you a mug of tea* You've been alright?

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia Definitely

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia ...Oh

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia *put the kettle on, and then the sock on his foot* Maybe that's a weird mum instinct

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia Why would it be there- *checks fridge* Huh how'd it end up there

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia ....
Looking for my other sock

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia I was in the middle of something

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia Meaning he has the resources to get more tea

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia He has more money than I do

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia Well I'm not allowed to throw him in the river anymore, I had to find new ways to mess with him

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia Stole is a strong word
Ian wanted to mess with his books

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia I'm not the one out of tea

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia He's a 10 minute drive from the store

[Alisdair Kirkland @ForRealScotland]

@ReallyBritannia He'll live