𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣

I called the cops. :D (Parody/RP)

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

“𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯.”

𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣
𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝘿𝙤𝙜𝙨
ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ #ᴍᴀɪʟᴍᴏᴍ

“𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵.”

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

Yikes. The heat is getting to you guys.

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

10 missed calls. What are you, some kind of desperate ex? That’s cute and all, but knock it the fuck off.

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

“Everyone knows ‘a guy’ that can get you whatever you need— except, it seems like nobody knows a half decent fucking dry cleaning spot. It always comes back smelling like shit, the hell is that about?”

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

// PLEASE play the first one!! And I love Jordi and Wrench’s interactions in WDLB LMAO

[🔧 .ᐟ.ᐟ @lAMDEDSEC]

skal. i have 't played the first watch dogs yet & only played watch dogs 2 partially, but bet 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ (the stealth in wd2 made me rage quit many many times because i suck at it lmao)

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

Jordi is leaned up against his car, looking judgmentally at a bag of candy he got. He’s mumbling to himself about how awful it tastes. Into the harbor it goes.

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

//

[🔧 .ᐟ.ᐟ @lAMDEDSEC]

skal. yeeeeeeeeees come to me watch dogs accounts come hither

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

// theres no such thing as me being inactive, im always active on my accounts, just summon me LMAO

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

// im cooking i think

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

// HEEEEEEYYY i found a wrench!

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

I /love/ a good shit show, especially when I have absolutely no part in it.

They could put these guys in a maze that’s just one long hallway and they’d still get lost.

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

“Decent enough ‘dumping’ spot, Aiden—” he says as he clasped his hands together, approaching Pearce. “—if you’re ever in the market for one.”

Jordi pauses, exhaling and glancing back out at the water. “Ah. There.” Jordi points across the way. “See those two?”

[Aiden Pearce @TheVigilanteAP]

“When Shit and Gasoline pollution become a pleasant smell, I’ll happily ‘bask’ in it, what are you even doing out here ?”

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

“Seriously? You’re not.. basking in this ‘amazing’ scenery, coupled with the smell of shit?” The fixer spoke sarcastically.

[Aiden Pearce @TheVigilanteAP]

“Spending your nights at rotting rivers ? Now I’m worried”

[ً @holyaches]

i'll bite the hand that feeds me.

[Daily Watch Dogs @DailyWatchDogs]

Day 12

[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

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[𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙞 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣 @hiredfixer]

// real