Forrest MacNeil

I don’t review life anymore. I can’t tell you how it is. I’m afraid you’ll have to find out for yourself. :(

[Forrest MacNeil @forrestmacneil_]

Five stars!

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An important message from life reviewer, Forrest MacNeil. Please R.
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Tomorrow is the day that all of my extraordinary accomplishments and horrifying sacrifices will be compressed into discs you can hold in your hands. Neat! Please follow this link to pre-order now.
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Hello. I apologize for not tweting this out earlier but I’ve been busy coordinating the Iowa caucuses for the Democratic Party. Please don’t ask me to review the experience. I don’t do that anymore (but if I were still doing it, I’d say 1/2 a star!) Anyway, this comes out 2/25/20

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Hello. It may interest you to know that I have not yet regained my sense of smell. :(

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Be advised, tonight's Review will be on at different times in different parts of the country.

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I know there's a lot going on in the world today but I truly believe that tonight's episode of Review will dominate the headlines tomorrow.

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I've enjoyed live tweeting this very important episode of television. I can only imagine how much you've learned from it. Good night.

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I know. Glad to be back! https://t.co/hCfM8aNKf3

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My life is nothing without @forrestmacneil_'s guidance.

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This sleeping arrangement somehow looks uncomfortable on the screen. It isn't.

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I do, as you can see, love the tweets. I'm literally tweeting right now.

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This is rather difficult to watch.

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I don't review boring things like food but if I did I'd sure have some opinions to share about Applebee's. #Commercials #livetweets

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Coffee flavored pop tarts? You've gotta be making a joke. (I'll give 'me a try) #commercials #fanengagemtb

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I have since learned that Beyoncé is a singer/dancer. And a fine one by all accounts!

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If you're hoping Josh will shave that mustache before the end of the episode, I have bad news. (he doesn't shave it by then end of the episo

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Veterinary medicine is just as difficult as human medicine but it smells much worse. Hats off to vets.

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Other people seem to have fun ringtones on their phones, songs they like, nature sounds, etc. My phone doesn't seem to have the capability.

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I have tried to change my ringtone. There doesn't seem to be a way to do it.

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Can you name other times fate has caused me to eat something unsound? #fanengagement