Forrest Kelly

I'm a big brother to the world’s best sister. I am living with a rare #bleedingdisorder. Football 🏈 and drums 🥁 are life.

[Forrest Kelly @forrestspeaks]

“Mommy, would you like to hear something inappropriate that I came up with all by myself? … It’s in song format!”

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At #Hertz in Las Vegas, not having the best experience getting out of the rental car garage:

“… this seems like a… customer-run company.”

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“Can’t trust me. It’s POG juice!”

After consuming 3 cups of pure sugar.

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“I need to crochet. It calms me down.”

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Whispering at La bodega de Ola, “This place is great, but I don’t think the Michelin star people have been to Eureka!”

[Forrest Kelly @forrestspeaks]

Rowan and Forrest each whispered this in Josie’s ear after opening their first Christmas presents:

Forrest: “You’re underrated. Everyone needs one of you.”

Rowan: “Nobody likes you, but I do.”

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Walks in the front door after pretending to do a rescue mission:
“Savior life isn’t for me!”

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“Despite your insistence there’s no rationale reason to believe in ghosts, I’m going to keep on believing in my own theory.”

Statement made at 7am to @_rickkelly

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6:30 am while playing dogs:
“Raaabies snuggle!” 🐶

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“God, I love football so much I could marry it.”

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Lamenting while writing in journal:

“… just because I have this stupid disorder. Mommy, the one thing I really want to do in life is the one thing I’m not allowed to do. All I ever want to do is play football.”

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“She’s not my mom, she’s the Ranch Devourer!”

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Mommy: Who wants to help pack [for a two-day trip]?
Forrest: All I need is a warm blanket, 4 stuffed animals, and a box of tissues.

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THANK YOU!

[Forrest Kelly @forrestspeaks]

Daddy, who just came inside from a workout: “No chips— they’re salty and greasy and they’re not good for you.”

Forrest: (Long pause and puppy eyes) “YOU’RE sweaty and greasy!”

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“I love this album because almost every song has at least one bad word.” #midnights

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To @rowboat:

“If you give me a hug I’ll let you beat me up again.”

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“You’re delusional, Mommy.
…
Add another word to the list that gets a reaction!!”

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“The mommies’ balls are not agreeing with the game!”

[a very nice way to describe our lack of natural ability- lol]