Fort Dix

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

@_frankierose Frankie I miss you too! There are so many spiders you need to come back and kill them all!

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

Guess which friend of Fort Dix just accidentally ordered Chinese food to our house! @BigGameShane

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

"Do you guys know any fun things I can do with chicken?" - #namethathousemate

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

"I WOULD NOT BE ALIVE WITHOUT THIS TEAM" - #namethathousemate

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

"There's no sniffling in basketball" - #namethathousemate

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

"I feel like when you start cleaning with a sponge, you're officially an adult" #namethathousemate

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

"100% chance....that's good odds" - @Christine_dez

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

"Did you guys see that YouTube video of that kid?" - @nicolesayswhatt

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

"Hi...can I order the really big pizza?" #namethathousemate

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

"Guys....were going to peak this semester!" - @Christine_dez
*everyone else laughs*

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

"I'm going to text Christine and tell her I can't go to the gym because I'm cold" - @laura_stief

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

"Ugh my plant died AGAIN!" #namethathousemate

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

*Friday night* "I didn't want to go to his room so I said I had class"
#guessthathousemate

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

3 out of 6 housemates left their hairbrushes at home! #namethosehousemates

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

*knocks over carbon monoxide detector & sets it off after 11PM* #guessthathousemate

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

"One time a kid asked me on a date in a coat closet" #namethathousemate

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

"I told her to bring the vacuum & she brought the real vacuum! I didn't mean the real vacuum, I meant the speaker vacuum!"#namethathousemate

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

*yelling* "NIPPLE COVERS" #namethathousemate

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

Sounds like we have another late night visitor at Fort Dix! They love hanging out in the trash cans! #raccoon #latenightfriends #blessed

[Fort Dix @fort_dix]

Tweet Tweet if only I still had my chalice @That_Caribbean #myfirsttweet